shoppin…

life has been going amazing for me i’m so so happy lately heheh

benjamin fucking pointdexter bro oh my fuck

damn my cervix hurt idk what they’re feeding this man

if you’re drinking with me and you start crying TRUST thay is your last time drinking with me

honestly i didn’t think i could possibly get any stupider but i copped a volleyball going mach jesus to the face tonight and all my braincells are gone

"all women do is use men" never in my life have i ever found a man useful

dear twitter today i snorted coke off a strangers bicep in the bathroom at the pub my life is complete and i can die happy

my neighbour connected to my speaker and started playing pitbull lmfaoo you can’t make this up

oops i formed a thought 😂😂😂 now where 😂😂 did i put that gun 🧐😂😂😂😭😭

i liked you better when i didn’t know you

i understand why deer run in front of cars

i’m back to abusing vyvanse again wyd

coming to peace with the fact that i’ll spend the rest of my life alone is freeing

when you start to miss me i hope you dwell in that misery bitch

so glad i never slept with that loser i probably would’ve died from aids or something

not now babe i’m noticing the pattern