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- I hope my friends tailgate at my funeral -

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Joined December 2011
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A yearly November 2nd tradition. This homer will live rent free in my head forever
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Being a Cowboys fan is like having a terminal illness but not ever dying
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Yo Brian Schottenheimer and Christian Parker!!
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I’d rather be shot in the chest 25 times by a ak47 from two feet away than have to watch another Brian Schottenheimer led football team
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On this day in 1995: World Series champs! 🏆 youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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if you buy this hat you should not be allowed to vote
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This pic is so cold. The 88 jersey with the Don cements it.
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Chipper Jones final career at bat
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Dawg who made ts 😭😭😭😭
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My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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How productive im going to be at work tomorrow
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Ohtani and Acuña in the playoffs
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CeeDee Lamb proving to the league that he is in fact not coverable #dallascowboys
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“Hi everyone, I’m Joey Votto. And I don’t have a fucking clue what I’m talking about.”
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Joey Votto = certified dumbass
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32-year-old Ray Kerr salutes the crowd as he exits his first ever postseason appearance to a standing ovation from the Atlanta crowd
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PCA when he’s out of the playoffs but Caleb Williams is hurt so they have more time to go on dates
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Best case scenario for the Titans tbh
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@TomBradyEgoSep 30
NFL division realignment if they were geographically correct
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The map of a geographically correct NFL realignment omits the Baltimore Ravens and Tennessee Titans. x.com/TomBradyEgo/st… nfl.com/teams/
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Dear Phil, I know you are addicted to fun and for that, you don’t need to go to therapy or apologize. You’ve made a ton of pros more money and you’ve fucked up my short game with that hinge and hold, but I don’t give a shit. Your wife has a thigh gap (still) and I know you can hit bombs. Fuck the haters. No one is perfect. Under a microscope, we’d all be pieces of shit. Come back. The golf world needs your ass. Love, Bodhi
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@TMZSep 30
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Phil Mickelson entered treatment center for family trauma and addiction. Details: tmz.com/2026/09/30/phil-mick…
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@AB84Sep 29
Still took a shower with the guys even tho he didn’t play… Faggot of the Week #CTESPN
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