she/they chronically tired sack of skin and bones who is most definitely the dad friend

probably sitting on a floor
Joined January 2013
🎉playlists i simply request song recommendations for bc i struggle™ ~a thread~ just drop ur recs under the tweet of the playlist. if there's not a description of the vibe i'm going for in the playlist tweet it'll 110% be in the playlist description on spotify🥳
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God dude shit like this lights my soul on fire. Never give into their framing. Never back away in the face of their overt bigotry. Talk them down and reveal them as the hateful morons that they are!!!!
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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LO QUE ENCONTRÉ 😭
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You gotta parent white boys like this bc they turn out to be scapegoating menaces otherwise
America needs more moms like this! The crazy thing about this story is that she had to talk the teacher into imposing consequences because it would impact her son’s college applications. He’s an honor’s student and a football player. Parents build character!
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THEY LEARNED THE PETER NED HANDSHAKE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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La France quand il s'agit d'assembler symboles et révolte, c'est injouable.
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calling out the american version and its misogynist host and using the kind of swear word that would cause nbc censors to light up like a christmas tree to do so is incredible work snl uk is MY snl i’ve never even heard of the og #snluk
“Oh Shane, you’re not allowed to say that you stupid fucking c*nt” Ania Magliano for #SNLUK Weekend Update on Shane Gillis saying Fuck on #SNL last week.
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how it feels to be a hunger games fan who genuinely enjoys the prequels, and their connections to the og trilogy, and is excited about the fact we have had two new books & films since mockingjay p2 came out in 2015.
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This is my POV about suicide as someone who has had ideations since I was a kid. At a certain point hotlines and “you matter/you are loved” aren’t helpful anymore. People mean well, but there’s just something in our brains that won’t process that anymore and that’s hard to accept
whenever discussions about suicide come up i always return to this video. it’s the most poignant and empathetic thing i have ever heard someone say on the matter.
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The bible literally says if you can’t control yourself, gouge out your eyeballs. Y’all are so weird about women
This is the kind of gymwear Shane Gillis was talking about in his monologue. If women do not understand what this accentuates, they should not be allowed out of the house unattended.
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Maysilee Donner Reaping Dress costume notes: "In District 12, clothing reflects the divisions between the impoverished Seam and the comparatively prosperous merchant families of the town. The Donners belong to the latter, and Maysilee's appearance sets her apart from many of her peers. Initially perceived by Haymitch Abernathy as judgmental, Maysilee reveals a more defiant nature as the story unfolds. Beneath her polished exterior lies a fierce resentment of the Capitol's treatment of the districts. Her appearance introduces a character whose carefully maintained exterior contrasts with her growing unwillingness to submit to the world around her. At her Reaping, Maysilee Donner arrives in lavender: a choice both elegant and unmistakably defiant. The dress asserts a sense of beauty and discernment beyond the Capitol's restrictive image of District 12. It becomes a reminder that dignity is not those in power, but carried by the individual who granted by wears it."
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One of my favorite details about MCU Spider-Man is that he’s an outfit repeater. It’s a real subtle way to remind you he doesn’t have much money
peter parker + his recurring science tees
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Between Dan Levy calling out Shane Gillis’ misogyny on SNL and Jacob Tierney calling out the NHL (and not mincing words!) for hiring four rapists recently, I’m grateful for the queer Canadian men showing everyone else how to be an ally to women even when it’s no longer a trending topic.
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Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.
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cuando la peor persona que conoces tiene un buen punto
🇰🇵🇮🇱 North Korean leader Kim Jong Un: "Israel is not a country... It's a terrorist project backed by Washington."
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Loki’s cute little smile after Thor told that childhood story about them, oh he loves his brother so much.
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I think now is a good time to remind people that 28% of American adults are functionally illiterate (cannot read above a 5th grade reading level), up from 19% in 2017
this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read
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If a woman wearing a “Release the Epstein Files” shirt makes you angry enough to join a group of men in beating the shit out of her, I’m going to assume you’re all fucking pedophiles too.
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i really hope they use this scene for doomsday to shut #those racist fuckers up
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I don't care if you like Sally Rooney's books or not. This is about the UK effectively banning an author's work because she is vocal in her support for the Palestinian people. I don't care whether you personally like her. Nor should you. It's about censorship. It's unhinged.
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