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i've reached the age where if something messes with my vibe or my mental health, i simply disappear from it.
10/10 highly recommend.
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Dad sets up a pretend fire so his son in a wheelchair can be the firefighter who saves the day ❤️
"Hey guys, there's a fire."
"We gotta go save the people."
"Good job, baby! We saved everybody!"
Is this the best dad on the internet today? Yes or no?
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Thanksgiving will be an IMAX film in 16k
Tell the family you won't be making it THIS YEAR
get tf ready.
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Mfers be 35 years old, in debt, single. worrying about what to wear for halloween.
You’re already a clown.
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A man can provide for 10 years straight, hit rock bottom for 6 months, and watch people forget everything he did.
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watching the white house copycat Pauly0x with the cheescake factory memes is insane how can yall not be bullish af on anything he touches is beyond me lmao my mind is completely blown😂🤣🤣😂😂😂


















