Too cold for margars? #never

ugh, what r u supposed to do when ur totes thirsty & have to pee at the same time? take a sip & suffer or relieve w/ cotton mouth #majdelim

Oh, & is it offish acceptable to play Christmas music now? Either way I've been wearing my Christmas socks under my boots since Thanksgiving

This morning I thought of the word: tinstaafl, which isn't really a word at all. #acronym #thereisnosuchthingasafreelunch #econ #madhashtags

I'm starving so I'm going to chew some gum. #skinnygirlprobs #storyofmylife

Just realized I forgot to put my earrings in today. Not even sure how I remembered to change out of my pajamas. #feelnaked #oneofthosedays

I think people who don't like rainy days are the same people who don't own Hunter Wellies. #thinkaboutit #nuffsaid

Or like Wednesday is "hump day," u could nickname Monday "black licorice day" because I'm pretty sure everyone hates black licorice. #truth

They should rename Monday to something like Ughday because that's how it feels all the time, every time. #amiright

I should've just Urban Dictionaried that ish. And yes, I just now made dictionary a verb. RT: @im_so_tiny LOL a tookus is a booty... i think

I know right?! I was busy either going HAM or recovering #storyofmylife RT @stephaniegibson: @22andRandom Woo! You're back.

Not sure what "tookus" are or if I have them, but either way I'm freezing them off. #winterweather #notenoughlayers #needhotcocoa

1. Margars are your pregame. Today is Friday. #22totesfriday

2. Tempted to just go straight home after lunch? #justkeepdriving #noonewillnotice Today is Friday. #22totesfriday

3. Eating Chick-fil-a for lunch. #causeyoucantonSunday Today is Friday. #22totesfriday

4. Wondering why today isn't officially part of the weekend? #threedayweekend4life Today is Friday. #22totesfriday

5. There is a ridiculous and extra excessive amount of traffic during the lunch hours. Today is Friday. #22totesfriday

6. Having to plan your outfit to be suitable for work and bar hopping/hitting the town. #quicktransitions Today is Friday. #22totesfriday

7. If you are wearing jeans at work today (unless you work at Google), Today is Friday. #22totesfriday

8. Having regrets from Thirsty Thursday? #neverneedthatlastone Today is Friday. #22totesfriday