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Elliot Teichman

@213MFS

Physics Teacher / #Mets Blogger / Owner of 213 Miles From Shea, (now a lie: 13 Miles From Citi), Game Threads at Metsmerized. he/him

 Jersey City, NJ
213milesfromshea.com
Joined April 2009
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Me when I can't find that one pan that's the exact size needed to cook dinner at the back of the cabinet
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Guess I'm not buying kits this season
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WTF just found out I have to pay a SEVENTY FIVE DOLLAR TARIFF to get my Inter gear from Italy - literally the UPS guy was at my door asking for a check?????
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Juan Soto. New York Metropolitan.
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Elliot Teichman@213MFS20 Oct 2024
Juan Soto is going to sign a 750 million to 1 Billion dollar contract this winter
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Hey everyone! I'm moving more of my posting over to Bluesky @213mfs.bsky.social I'll still be here too, but things are a bit toxic here right now. Also Bluesky has 2011 Twitter Vibes which is a nice bonus (minus tweets about leaving the gate open)
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✨ 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 at the Reale Arena!
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HAPPY GOOD VIBES FC DERBY DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🦇🌹
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Baltimore Ravens or Baltimore Grimaces?
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@BleacherReport8 Nov 2024
Lamar with the Ravens' new Purple Rising helmet 🔥
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I've been teaching high school for 14 years now. It's only been the last two years or so that I've seen a shift to the right from my students. It's the internet. It's the algorithms. What they see and experience day to day is completely than what I do, and a lot is false!
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The pun per sentence ratio here is pretty impressive
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@SNYtv6 Nov 2024
Scott Boras was asked about Pete Alonso's market: "We hear a lot about the bear market for power-hitting first basemen. For Pete's sake, it's the polar opposite."
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Also on the other website @213mfs.bsky.social
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EJ@ejmichele6 Nov 2024
Unavoidable but real bummer that my “engage with my silly little sports hobby” app is also my “the world is ending app”.
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Now at home watching MSNBC until the end of time.
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Has Juan Soto signed yet?
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I'm older than Michael Wacha?
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Dylan Covey is a fine signing for the Mets to start off the offseason. Definitely trust Stearns, Hefner and the analytics team on this stuff
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Voted early for Harris Walz!
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Please don't let those two Yankee fans be from jersey. Please don't let those two Yankee fans be from jersey. Please don't let those two Yankee fans be from jersey.
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CALM AS YOU LIKE HES VIRGIL VAN DIJK
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It's cathartic watching Freddie Freeman do something that smashes the hopes and dreams of a different New York fan base
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