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This November, democracy must win.
Therefore, I am proud to endorse the Democratic ticket of Harris / Walz.
-- JAG
#DeadPresidentsForHarrisWalz
Re: hockey's playoff beard tradition: A quick search of "what NHL team started the playoff beard tradition" quickly showed the early-80s Islanders beginning the tradition. No one (besides @ByTimReynolds) has ever credited Detroit with starting it. Don't be lazy, Tim. Be better.
I am pleased to report that no classified documents were ever kept at my Mar-A-Garfield presidential palace.
Just a reminder, Bill: You promised me a cut of the action.
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You're a loser @realDonaldTrump .
You were a loser when you bankrupt multiple businesses.
You were a loser when you got divorced multiple times.
You're a loser again today.
And you're going to still be a loser tomorrow.
I voted for #Biden2020 because:
He is not endorsed by the KKK.
He is not endorsed by QAnon.
He is not endorsed by white supremacists everywhere.
I refuse to vote for a candidate who is fully supported by those "institutions," as 1 - and only 1 - candidate is.
#ReasonsToVoteJoe
I voted for #Biden2020 because:
He is endorsed not just by his own party, but by powerful members of the GOP.
He is supported by our military leaders, past and present.
He is supported by current and past GOP leaders, as well as their families.
He collaborates.
#ReasonsToVoteJoe
I voted for #Biden2020 because:
He is from a military family.
He has supported the military his entire life, and throughout his career.
He has a personal attachment to our military.
Unlike Trump, who hid from serving his country so that he could serve himself.
#ReasonsToVoteJoe
I voted for #Biden2020 because:
He has used his religion and beliefs to help get through some of the most horrendous times of life -- losing a wife, a daughter, and a son.
He has been religious his entire life.
Not just when it suits him.
#ReasonsToVoteJoe
I voted for #Biden2020 because:
He has supported 2A for decades.
He has been a gun owner for decades.
He is the only candidate who personally knows how to handle a gun.
And he supports safe & proper gun ownership.
#ReasonsToVoteJoe
I voted for #Biden2020 because:
He is a good & decent person.
He does not act like a child & call people silly playground names.
He does not rage tweet at 2 a.m.
He does not threaten those who disagree with him.
He listens. He consults. He reasons with.
#ReasonsToVoteJoe
I voted for #Biden2020 because:
He will be a president for everybody.
Not just those in his own party. Not just people he likes. Not just people who kiss his ass.
Everybody.
#ReasonsToVoteJoe
I am proud to endorse @JoeBiden. He is the only one who
* is from a military family
* owns guns & is a true advocate of 2A
* has been true to religion his entire life
* is not endorsed by KKK
* & has the support of The Fonz - not little runt Chachi.
@donwinslow @ProjectLincoln
Now THIS is a candidate that I can get behind!
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Fly on over to my online store & check out my cool merch!
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#Biden #JoeBiden #Biden2020 #TheFlyOnVeep
BREAKING: Non-existent virus that will magically disappear & is nothing but a hoax by the Dems somehow sidelines greatest president God ever created.
#sarcasm @donwinslow @ProjectLincoln
Reporters put their lives on the line, getting wounded and dying, covering us when we went to war.
They, the five who died today, and all the rest are not "enemies of the people," as Trump called them.
Below is a person who is too weak to face up to those big words, today. xitter.cf/NBCNews/status/1012465…
Love your hypocrisy, #GOP -- Keep it up. Looks great on you. Especially since you wear it so well.
#NotMyGOP
#GodHelpUSAll xitter.cf/nowthisnews/status/101…
