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Thank god!
DOGE, launched by Trump, Musk to cut spending, officially shuts down
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🚨 Websites and services reported taken offline during the October 21 PHP security incident:
- Internet Archive
- Wikimedia supporting systems, rather than all of Wikipedia
- Dutch National Cyber Security Centre website
- Port of Rotterdam website
- Overheid, the Dutch government portal
- KNVB, the Dutch football association’s website
- Websites of the Netherlands’ five largest political parties
- Several Dutch hospital websites
- French prefecture websites under the Interior Ministry
- Belgian Foreign Ministry websites
- Finnish government public web services
- Several German federal websites
- Czech government website
- UK Office for Budget Responsibility website
- Denmark’s national school communication platform and other Kombit services
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UPDATE: Specific mitigation guidance for the recently identified PHP critical vulnerabilities is now available. Secure your servers today. Guidance and technical steps here: nsa.gov/Press-Room/Press-Rel…
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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“One night on TV, I saw somebody doing the robot. It was two “robots” called Tik and Tok. And I thought, ‘That's amazing.’ And so I started doing it,” says Sacha Baron Cohen, recalling his introduction to electronic music.
He became obsessed, practicing in classrooms with slippery floors and breakdancing at Covent Garden in London’s West End.
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BREAKING: Anderson Cooper just aired a montage of Trump obsessing over the attractiveness of several men he’s campaigned for. You’re not alone if you’ve noticed a pattern. Wow.
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BIG: Websites around the world were taken offline after two critical security flaws were found in PHP, a programming language that powers much of the internet.
A fix was released on Wednesday afternoon.
Cybersecurity agencies urged organizations that couldn’t update in time to take their sites down.
Finland shut down its government’s public web services, and Dutch agencies and the lower house of parliament also went offline.
Wikimedia took some systems down, cutting access to parts of Wikipedia.
The flaws were found with the help of AI, through an OpenAI program called Patch the Planet.
Security firm Wiz called them the “most severe vulnerabilities ever discovered” by AI.
The bugs had gone undetected for more than a decade.
Details leaked on social media on Tuesday, forcing an early announcement.
The White House called the discovery “American innovation strengthening our national security.”
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BREAKING: Internet Archive founder Brewster Kahle says the platform faced cyberattacks shortly after PHP security flaws were disclosed.
His team used Claude AI to develop fixes for older PHP versions and local AI models to simulate attacks.
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Trump:
Melania said to me, “You're the president of the United States. You're not supposed to be dancing off the stage to the gay national anthem.”
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Sacha Baron Cohen pitched a bold idea for “Borat”: “Real people move the narrative forward, and … they're unaware they're in a movie.”
“I didn't believe that it would happen,” he says. But when he tried it, he realized the theory actually worked.
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“This is a new form of comedy. This was the undercover character comedy that I had tried to pitch,” says Sacha Baron Cohen of Ali G.
“I think they didn’t realize that I was a guy playing this white idiot,” he explains.
“When you create something new, it can either fail, and it can be misinterpreted. And it can work.”
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Logan Paul DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO REACT when he showed Ali G a picture of his wife Nina Agdal, only for Ali G to act like she was MID before asking if she was TRANSGENDER 😭💀
“Yeah, she’s alright… It’s not bad if you like that kind of thing. And she was born which gender?” 😭
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Ali G on getting REJECTED by Donald Trump 20 years ago 👀🇺🇸
“Now him is hanging out at The White House & Einstein’s Island”
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🇺🇸👀 Hillary Clinton:
I continue to believe that Putin has things on Trump. I continue to believe that he is holding photos, videos, whatever it might be.
Fast forward ten years, we are seeing in real time everything that I warned about and everything that evidence proved, which is that Trump is more devoted to Putin than he is to freedom, democracy, and frankly, America's national security.
When we finally see all the Epstein files, I think even the people who supported Trump are going to be shocked by what it shows about Trump.
