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Forging a different First Rate path...
Uh. Hey. Going into business is great, but why did she start with a car wash?
#UmamusumeRP #MVRP
Heavily canon divergent independent portrayal of King Halo.
NSFW topics possible.
More serious than the concept sounds: Bad humor is my thing.
Helios needs to stop being so pretty. King can't keep enduring being completely incompatible with the prettiest girls.
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Erina's a bad person but still thinks consent is hot, so her approach is super obvious and easy to avoid.
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"All Umamusume seem to have something they're passionate about. I thought spending enough time around them would teach me how to become obsessed with something."
#UmamusumeRP trainer OC
Adult muse, adult writer
MDNI
Just... Lots of dark themes... She's an awful little monster...
Generation King retweeted
"Hey there Umas. It's me, ya gurl... Thatsoundssostupidtheyregonnahateme!"
#UmamusumeRP Trainer OC
Adult muse, adult writer
MDNI
"Carameldansen turned 25 yesterday?"
King already felt old without learning this...
She's going to take some psychic damage... 25d6 worth, in fact. Which comes out to be... 91 points of damage!
King had a weird dream last night and can't quite shake off the confusion yet.
It was Tracen, but everybody was a goblin learning to cave dive instead of a horse learning to race...
Halloween costume? No, King didn't buy one. She doesn't really have the spirit for something so playful anymore.
Trick or treaters didn't stop by King's house last year, so she's not even giving out candy tonight. She only bought a pair of caramel apples for herself and Haru.
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"Rabbits. Die. From. Loneliness."
Erina's not actually sure if that's true or if it's just an old wives' tale that she heard once.
...But where did the rabbit ears come from? And why is her reflection smiling?!
...Let's just blame Halloween magic...
The algorithm keeps showing King art of Still In Love.
...Dear Goddesses, King needs somebody who will look at her like that-
"Why did I already see slu-AHEM sexy Santa dresses at the clothing store?"
It starts earlier every year...














