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Trump Slams The Beauty Of A Lotus Flower In Scathing Truth Social Haiku theonion.com/trump-slams-theā¦
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It would be great if everyone in the Trump administration werenāt the worst fucking people on the face of the earth. Also would be great if mainstream media treated them as such, and not as just normal conservatives that you might happen to disagree with.
"Live from the White House, it's America 250! Hosted by Nicki Minaj, with guests Kid Rock & Lee Greenwood! America's star-spangled execution special, sponsored by TrumpCrypto! Kids, the best view of the firing squad is at the top of the Ferris wheel."
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š„ @KatiePhang (With Deniro behind her): āIām suing A.G. Todd Blanche ā Trumpās cosplaying personal lawyer ā for the unredacted Epstein files⦠as an independent journo š£ļø I donāt have a corporate oligarch telling me what to say⦠Trump has been violating federal law every day.ā
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Someone has left this note - and this lighter! - at the Halifax grave of Maj.-Gen. Robert Ross, the British military man who burned down the White House.
Today could still be the day. It isn't too late. You never know-- it could finally happen at any time now. Any moment. We might only be seconds away from the biggest international street dance party in history. Tick tock!
The pellet with the poisonās in the flagon with the dragon.
The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Remember how great this app was in its heyday, when you could hop onto Twitter for a few minutes and catch up on current headlines from credible sources and then find a link to a deep-dive article for the stories you wanted to pursue?
Maybe I'll take my DOGE check and my tariff rebate check and my GOP election bribe check and cash them all in at once and then take a nice little vacation somewhere exotic, like my living room or kitchen.
.@POTUS announces the TRUMP DIVIDEND: If Republicans win both the House and the Senate, because of our tremendous economic success, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States for $5,000
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The President of the United States has no constitutional or statutory authority to issue a dividend check on behalf of the US Government. Only the Congress can authorize and appropriate these funds.
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So the U.S. is about to win the Iran War for the 28th time?
BREAKING: Trump warns Iran could be 'totally wiped out as a country' if they repeatedly respond to US strikes, in call with @TreyYingst
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Bill Maher doesnāt grasp the concept of ābeloved entertainer.ā āBut Iām too edgy to be belovedā George Carlin was edgy. So was Richard Pryor. They were beloved and deeply mourned. Youāre just a dick, Bill. Only assholes will be sorry when youāre gone.
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āI spoke to a number of CEOsā is a fascinating way to measure how working families are doing.
Miss North Carolina 2026 Brittany Boltinhouse is a lovely young lady. I wish her the best.
There's a lesson here for all of us.
We may be free to speak our minds, but others may choose not to associate with us if we use our freedom to hurt, demean, or denigrate others.



















