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Gasis Greener ๐Ÿ retweeted
If youโ€™re confused about whatโ€™s happening with Nvidia right nowโ€ฆ Basically Jensen Huang, the guy who runs Nvidia, which is the company that makes the chips basically every AI company on earth needs, just sent an email to his entire company admitting he cheated on his wife, and that came right after the New York Times reported that US intelligence believes a woman who got close to him was secretly passing information to the Chinese government, and to understand how we got here you have to go back to June 2024, when this Chinese businesswoman named Alice Huang, who also goes by Huang Le and isn't related to Jensen at all, they just have the same last name, gets photographed at a party in Taipei sitting right next to him, and then about a year later her company, a small Singapore company called Megaspeed that almost nobody had ever heard of, reportedly sets up a deal to buy around $2 billion worth of Nvidia's chips, which is a crazy amount of money for a company that small, and the Times even pointed out it was an unusual amount of business for a firm like that, and people already had questions about where all those chips were really going, but Nvidia looked into it and said everything checked out, so for a while that's kind of where things sat, until October 29, when the Times reported that US intelligence had concluded Alice was passing information to Beijing, and that it wasn't some new discovery either, because Trump had reportedly been briefed on it about a year earlier, and the officials involved apparently believed Jensen didn't know what she was up to, but here's the strange part, nobody ever told him, because there's this thing called a defensive briefing, where counterintelligence people basically pull someone aside and say hey, a foreign government might be targeting you, be careful, and Jensen never got one, even though the whole time the government was still watching her, so you have the head of the most important AI chip company in the world apparently being targeted, and the people who knew about it just let it keep going, and then everyone starts denying it, Nvidia says the Megaspeed allegations were already investigated and debunked last year, China's foreign ministry says the whole report is baseless, and Jensen says the business with Megaspeed was totally normal, just a customer buying chips like any other customer, but Congress doesn't let it go, and three House Republicans who run national security committees ask Jensen to come in and explain himself in a closed-door briefing, which means a private meeting away from the public and the cameras, and then on a Sunday, out of nowhere, Jensen sends that email to every single employee saying he had been unfaithful to his wife, that it hurt her and their children, and that nothing excused what he did, and he doesn't say who it was with, but you can imagine where everyone's mind went, and right after that, Nvidia's board, which is the group of people who are supposed to oversee the CEO, announces it's setting up an independent committee with outside lawyers to investigate, but at the same time says it has no reason to believe any national security secrets or company secrets were compromised and that it still has confidence in him, and then a company spokesperson comes out and says none of this is going to slow Nvidia down and Jensen is going to keep running the company without any interruption, so basically you have a suspected Chinese intelligence asset who got close to the CEO, a $2 billion chip deal, a president who reportedly knew about, a CEO who was never warned, a confession about an affair, an investigation, and a company insisting everything is fine, so that's pretty much where Nvidia is tonight.
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Gasis Greener ๐Ÿ retweeted
Lmao youโ€™re in a cult ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ate her ass up
She fucked that up. ๐Ÿคฃ
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Gasis Greener ๐Ÿ retweeted
Nah this highlight tape is nutty dawg lol
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Hell. No.
Replying to @shannonsharpeee
Here footage of bro trying to put the snake in his cage before he broke out LMAOOO THIS CRAZY ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Gasis Greener ๐Ÿ retweeted
๐Ÿšจ side project alert ๐Ÿšจ Announcing Muse Gadgets, an open source ESP32 firmware and Linux sdk so that you can make hardware devices that work with Muse. Grab an API token from gadgets.muse.ai and point your favorite coding agent at the github repo to build your own peripherals for Muse.
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She just gets it.
I think Iโ€™ve found the most intelligent woman to grace our planet.
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Gasis Greener ๐Ÿ retweeted
Me showing up every October to watch postseason baseball after not watching a game since Opening Day
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Gasis Greener ๐Ÿ retweeted
These mfs are hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Gillie couldnโ€™t stop LAUGHING after Wallo LOST HIS MIND acting like a 13-time karate BLACK BELT, WHOOPING him, Jojo Dwarf and the whole class while teaching SELF-DEFENSE, only to leave everyone INJURED ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ real tears. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Gillie couldnโ€™t stop LAUGHING after Wallo LOST HIS MIND acting like a 13-time karate BLACK BELT, WHOOPING him, Jojo Dwarf and the whole class while teaching SELF-DEFENSE, only to leave everyone INJURED ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Gasis Greener ๐Ÿ retweeted
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
ANTHONY EDWARDS MINNATLANTASOTA NEW ADIDAS COMMERCIAL FOR THE NBA SEASON TROLLS LEBRON JAMES, JAYLEN BROWN, LAMELO BALL AND JALEN BRUNSON ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ "Speaking of old school, you see where big dog ended up, he was gonna join me in Minnesota but I guess his knees couldn't handle the cold weather" "It's cool though we know why he really made that decision, Philly got the best barbers in the world, between him and old boy from Boston, they're gonna have a lot of enhancements in the locker room"
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Insane ๐Ÿ˜‚
The first car to park on the trailer wins , Iโ€™ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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Gasis Greener ๐Ÿ retweeted
That Tesla take off is an absolute joke
Tesla ve McLaren, kฤฑsa mesafe kalkฤฑลŸ yarฤฑลŸฤฑ yaptฤฑ:
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๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ see what happens when you add rookies to the operation? Lol
JUST IN: Itโ€™s been revealed that the Penn State frat cocaine operation unraveled after a dealer used a Venmo account bearing his own full name.
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BREAKING: Alleged Penn State cocaine kingpin, dubbed โ€œPablo Pledgescobar,โ€ turns himself in & is denied bail.
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Gasis Greener ๐Ÿ retweeted
Russell Westbrook retired today with the most triple-doubles in NBA history. The name written on his wrist for all 18 seasons belongs to the kid UCLA actually wanted. That kid died at 16, and Westbrook spent two decades playing for both of them. Westbrook was a 5'8", 140-pound freshman that no college recruited. The call UCLA's head coach made to his high school in 2004 was about Khelcey Barrs III, Westbrook's best friend from across the street in Hawthorne. A 6'6" phenom pulling scholarship offers as a sophomore. The two had a pact to play at UCLA together, then the NBA. In May 2004, during a pickup game at LA Southwest College, Barrs collapsed on the court. An undiagnosed enlarged heart. Westbrook walked across the street every morning after that to do his friend's chores at his grandmother's house. Then he grew 7 inches, averaged 25 a game as a junior, and took the UCLA offer they were supposed to accept together. From that point on he played like a man carrying two careers. The numbers he put up look like typos. 209 triple-doubles is the most in NBA history, and it took breaking Oscar Robertson's record that stood for 47 years. In 2017 he averaged a triple-double across an entire season, something no human had done since 1962, then did it three more times. 27,176 points, 14th all time. 10,351 assists, 5th all time, behind only Stockton, CP3, Kidd, and LeBron. He did all of it at 6'3" in a league of giants, and outlasted the franchise that drafted him. Seattle picked him 4th in 2008 and stopped existing before he played a game. And in every one of his 1,301 games, he wore two wristbands. One said KB3. The other said "Why not?" People spent 18 years asking why he played every possession like the building was on fire. He was playing for two.
Sometimes you donโ€™t even know when youโ€™ve already watched the end. You had to be there. And now itโ€™s over.
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Gasis Greener ๐Ÿ retweeted
TOP DAWG
How he shh the dragon? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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"James" produced by @DonCannon
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Jaโ€™Marr Chase is the best WR in the NFL, and it's not close. Effortless footwork and one-handed snag ๐Ÿคฏ
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Naw.
Two french speaking guys encounter a Frill-necked lizard in the Australian outback.
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