@1_shadowWalker

ICT graduate @ManUtd ❤️ Mind dirty, heart pure😊❤️

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Joined March 2023
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Mimi nmekua unemployed for so long actually I don't know how I survived all those years since nimalize Campo 2023.... luckily last week I got a job for my course....I can't be more grateful....This is my year🙏💪🔥
Discovera KE 🇰🇪🇰🇪
@ZKesum84779Aug 31
GUYS! I got a job. Been unemployed since July. I start tomorrow. Please clap.
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For perspective, it's easier to use your money as rolling paper for a blunt, than it is to actually buy the rolling paper itself.
applebwoyradio🇺🇬@applebwoyradioOct 14
Kenyans think they own Africa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro the pearl of Africa does 🇺🇬🇺🇬
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This is what keeps a man moving...hope is what drives me always... without hope, I'm nothing
Muthee Moris〽️@Thee_CICOct 16
Nakuanga delusional that things will definitely work out for me. Saa hio Niko deepest of rock bottom in the trenches, lakini utanipata nikisema mambo itakuwa tu sawa
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So you're bragging about your insanity 🤔...well, the B in Women stands for Brain
Shen😈@Shen_ke221h
Mzazi ananipigia simu kuniambia cuzo yangu flani amepelekwa rehab juu ya excess consumption of weed hajui nawakanga kama lightening 😂😂
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@Kibet_bullOct 11
The man behind the knowledge of Kenya’s Gen Z. He used to give us 12 books, a pen and a rubber. He also used to force chiefs to go house to house checking for any child not in school. Man behind free education.
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Naweza amini juu some of nyinyi madem huolewa to escape poverty and brokenness.....the B in Women stands for Brain
Nataly😍@KerubooooOct 11
Tangu niolewe nimekuwa mweupe🤭😂
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Unachekea Man U na hufanani na babako?😭💀😹 Tafuta babako kwanza 👎🏾😂
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Unachekea Man U na hufanani na babako?😭💀😹 Tafuta babako kwanza 👎🏾😂
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The family went to check whether he was still in the police custody but later found him in the hospital nursing serious injuries. That happened too fast. Clearly, we failed this guy as Kenyans because everyone was applauding him for exposing traffic police.
Nkirote Murungi.@BellahPoetryOct 9
Ezra Gacheru has been arrested and taken to Juja Police station. The guy who was exposing the corrupt traffic police and blocking them from collecting bribes.
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The guy who was recording and exposing corrupt traffic police officers in Juja has been arrested and taken to Juja Police Station... They will kill him tonight if the people in Juja won't rise tonight and have him release. They will murder him & say he hit his head on the wall.
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Your United starting XI! 🔴📋

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Yoko
@Kibet_bullOct 10
The skating federation has been receiving ksh 10M for all the competitions. They just want to eat the money and they’re so bitter to see any Kenyan participating. They have been eating Kevin Kiarie’s money.
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Usijaribu kutoka kwa wazazi🤣 Life ni hard🥲 Ady mimi nlijaribu kutoka nkakufa😭😂 Nlipofufuka nlirudi kwetu araka sana😇
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Champions of England but Leeds is playing them like prime Barca💀💀
Yoko
@Kibet_bullOct 10
Arsenal is struggling to score Leeds.
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Deep down @SafaricomPLC wanaezataka Pesa yako kwa Mpesa iwe na expiry date💀🤌🏾😂 But Mungu sio mfupi kama Ndegwa😆😹
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Mnaona ajee.?🤔 Tuconnect WI-FI za sayuni na Øburu.?💀😹
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Naitwa mura Ntapea bossy mulla Atengeneze dinka Juu amenipa mboka Kisha atapona Alafu turudi wîra Juu mungu ni mwema nitter.cf/kericho_Baddie/status/…
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The B in your name stands for Brain
Dr.Dennis Adison Ouma.@DrDennisOumaOct 9
-President William Ruto @WilliamsRuto is DEFINITELY the best PRESIDENT KENYA has ever produced. -Uhuru Kenyatta DESTROYED the economy of Kenya. -PRESIDENT RUTO has Fixed the economy. -President Ruto will easily Get re-elected in 2027 with 70% of cast votes.🤗🤗🤗🤗
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I dont support Ruto, but let's be honest for once, sifuna is not ripe for presidency seat
EDGAR
@edgarwabwire_Oct 9
Anybody with a functioning brain knows that the biggest threat to President William Ruto's reelection is not Rigathi Gachagua, it's Edwin Sifuna. Sifuna will be hard to contain. He has no record of corruption and he’s very heavy on constitutionalism!
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Gitz 
@Gitz__Oct 8
Simu iko na fingerprint nyuma haiafai kupita 3500 second hand.
Kate 💦😍
@MissLingard14Oct 8
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙽𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚊 𝚊𝚝 𝙺𝚜𝚑 12𝙺 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢. 64𝙶𝙱 𝚁𝙰𝙼 4 𝙶𝙱 𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 5000𝚖𝙰𝚑. 𝙳𝙼 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍.
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Eti tax bracket, sponsor anakulipa cash kama kibarua. Ata kra haikujui Bois.
Onyango_tate
@Wuodnyakach_Oct 8
Uko na wivu na mimi yet we are not even in the same tax bracket ...you are way below the poverty line
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