John

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Hi.. don’t mind me I’m just... trying to remember how to social media... so how uh...how are you doing?

One last selfie with my 5c before I put it in the microwave instagram.com/p/BwOuF6EHXZWW…

*today at a job I just started* coworker: ¿como te llama? me: ¡bien! coworker: no..

So my uber tonight almost hit a drugged out guy standing in the middle of the street. Right as we passed a bouncer ran out and just grabbed him out of the way of another car. Shoutout to him because he’s a hero and I’m def subscribing to his channel. – at Los Angeles, CA

Today, at the age of 24, I was asked if I needed a kids menu

Started playing BitLife last week and I still haven’t looked up from my phone.

Like... I want to keep enjoying social media. But now my Twitter notifs are all things that have nothing to do with me. Youtube is overcrowded with fame hungry 19 year olds who make videos about nothing. Facebook is shit and Tumblr bots keep making me follow their porn accounts.

I apologize for still not posting any videos when I keep saying I will it's just that youtube is a shithole now and I'm having trouble getting back into it :/

I have nightmares about Grammarly ads

Remember when twitter notifications actually had something to do with you?

It's been four years, I should probably change my twitter banner. Nobody needs to see 19 yo me pretending to drink tea from an enormous harry potter mug anymore.

PLEASE FUCKING VOTE TODAY GUYS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CANNOT STAND THIS SHIT SHOW ANYMORE 👉🏼🗳🗳👈🏼

I didn’t have any decorations and had to improvise..

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI

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Just kidding go birbs

Watching the Philadelphia @Fusion play in the #OverwatchLeague finals. This is like, the biggest sporting event for my city all year. Literally can't think of another one.

Hey everyone! I know I haven’t tweeted in a while but I just need to say FUUUUUUCK DONALD TRUMP

Eh the dress thing was cooler