I am hereby offering my services to wrestling promotions as the "Director of No." I will, for a fee, go backstage at your show and tell wrestlers the following things (among others): -No, your match will not go that long, cut it in half -No, that music is terrible, change it -No, don't do that spot -No, you can't say that in front of a crowd Having a Director of No will make your shows infinitely better, I assure you. DMs open.