Ball knower. Destroyer of a meat and three. First world problems can be a real pain.

Myrtle Beach, SC
Joined December 2025
The only thing worse than a stocked fridge in the kitchen is a stocked fridge in the garage. #FirstWorldProblems
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Last years property tax $2,892.83. This year $7,306.97. How is that even possible? #FirstWorldProblems
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A witness to Charlie Kirk’s assassination claimed 𝗙𝗕𝗜 𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦 told him to 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘 crucial video evidence from his phone that he had voluntarily offered to investigators. @grok yes no
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It’s true, yellow packaging is back. It’s also true, that’s not enough. Consider this a sign of change to come.
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Is the uproar in Paris because Brigitte Macron is a man?
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The man standing next to Donald Trump is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for urinating in his 3 year old grandson's mouth.
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The man standing next to Randy Fine and Ron DeSantis, in Israel, is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for forcing his penis into his 3 year old grandson’s mouth and peeing in it. Randy Fine’s political committee donated to him.
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TO THE FEW WHO ATTACKED ME FOR SAYING “FUCK ISRAEL” — GO READ THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE AND THE BILL OF RIGHTS. This country was founded on the rejection of tyranny, blind allegiance, and unquestionable authority. The First Amendment doesn't exist to protect speech that makes you comfortable. IT EXISTS TO PROTECT SPEECH THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. You don't get to wrap yourself in the American flag, preach about freedom, and then demand that Americans shut their mouths when they criticize a TINY foreign government. THAT'S NOT PATRIOTISM. THAT'S HYPOCRISY. THAT'S TREASON. And if your loyalty to a foreign government outweighs your commitment to the constitutional rights of your fellow Americans, YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE VERY PRINCIPLES THIS NATION WAS FOUNDED UPON.
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A Florida Republican who wrote 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗠 𝗟𝗔𝗪𝗦 was just arrested after 𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝟯-𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥-𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗦𝗢𝗡 and 𝗣𝗘𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗡 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛. @grok YES or NO.
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As a southerner, I must admit… we sleep on the North Eastern fall season.. caddying for my son up here and this is beautiful. I am blessed beyond belief
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25 percent of Gen Z has already been killed via genocide by abortion.
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So they’re bringing back public executions while promoting Noahide Laws where worshipping Jesus is punishable by death? Probably nothing.
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New Haven has the best pizza in the world.
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Just got back from Florida playing Bermuda now flying to Connecticut playing bent grass. Any tips? Never played golf in the Northeast.
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I put my money where my mouth is
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The CEO of $GME just bought 777, 777 shares of $GME on the open market at $27. Price floors are being established in real time. We just hit $28 in after hours. So far this week is squeezing at a dollar a day. I doubt we are going to drop down below these price points in the future…. Yall will be begging for the chance to buy at $32 very very soon……
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Magic Kingdom is crazy. It’s a mix of magic and a foreign country.
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Charlie would’ve brought him up to the front of the line and said, “Let’s talk about the genocide in Gaza.” Instead they arrested him while Ben Shapiro told him to shut the F up. That’s why Charlie got killed—he couldn’t keep defending Israel’s genocide in Gaza. Neither could the college kids. Colleges were starting to be filled with hundreds of outspoken students that were anti-Israel. Those were Charlie’s constituents.
BREAKING: A lone protester interrupted Donald Trump Jr. and Alex Clark's discussion during Turning Point USA’s America: Love It or Leave It Tour at the University of Iowa, screaming about “genocide” mid-event. Police quickly snatched him and rushed in. Local law enforcement says he’s going to jail. @TPUSA
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You know what I genuinely can’t wait for? The day @GameStop’s stock price finally reflects the business it has become. The day the company’s success speaks louder than the people betting against it. The day $100 a share becomes a reality, a stock split follows, and the same people who laughed at my “weird obsession” suddenly start paying attention. I can already hear it. “Are you still invested in GameStop?” “Did you see how much it’s gone up?” “Man, I wish I had listened when you were telling me about it.” And maybe, just maybe, the words I’ve waited years to hear: “You were right.” But here’s what will make that moment so special. It won’t just be about the money. It’ll be about remembering every conversation, every joke, every eye roll, and every time someone dismissed something I genuinely believed in without ever taking the time to understand why. I never expected everyone to agree with me. I just wished more people would have taken the time to understand what I was seeing. I don't need anyone to regret not investing. I just hope that one day they recognize the difference between being obsessed with a stock and having conviction in a company. If that day comes, I won’t need to say “I told you so.” They’ll already know. That full-circle moment is going to be glorious.
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