⚽ Football banter & hot takes 🇳🇬 Life will humble you, I’ll tweet it Just vibes & consistency

Joined September 2021
Clean money will kill us one day🥲💔
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100k for 10 people! Drop aza.
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Replying to @john322226
You for use " Jesus collapsed after mbappe's goal"
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For Abuja you will be thinking you have found love oo Fiaaam😭 One Alhaji go just collect your guy 💀
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May good news like this find you soon. Skip if it’s not for you.
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Madueke doesn’t joke with God ❤️
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The Chelsea fan for my estate still wear Chelsea jersey since morning.. Xabi Alonso don Dey make them too happy o😂😂😂
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If you collect better money, no chest like three straight Billings from your babe and if she break up, tear your new ride. She go start to think say she be badluck 🤣
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Manchester city won Liverpool won Chelsea won Arsenal won I guess we all know the only big team that couldn’t win🤦‍♂️
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Why can’t your men fight back? Inside Life game is for only strong people 😂😂
You don’t have shame @JayNaija Why are you attacking my boys 😂😂😂😂
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Sunday, may today be joyful and blessings to all our good endeavors 🙏🏿
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It took Chelsea 45 seconds to score in the second half… If you survive their first half early goal, you can still become a victim in the second half 🤦‍♂️
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:Everton are unbeaten at home this season Chelsea:
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Elon musk just launched a Tesla car that can fly… wtf 😳
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Let me give you guys one gist. Many years ago, during one of his kurukere walka. A married man invited a lady to a friend's place. Then it was about 7pm and she said that she wanted to take her leave. As he was about seeing her off, she brought out a torchlight from her handbag. "What do you need the torchlight for?" He asked her. "Sorry, I don't see properly at night". Omo... He changed his mind, instantly. Asked her to give him her home address. He put the location on Google map and drove her straight to her house. Then he asked her to call someone to come pick her from his car. She did that and the person came. That was when he felt relieved. He turned his car and drove straight home. That was the first and only time that he saw her. End.
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Two years ago, a guy was constantly dragging his best friend on his status using my teachings. One day he slipped and went against one of those same teachings. His best friend who wasn’t even on Twitter, immediately downloaded the app, asked for his username, and posted a full report tagging me to the post. As soon as the guy saw the post, he quickly changed his username. The friend later sent him a screenshot showing him that had liked the post. He just came to my DM to confess. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.
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If they put psg in the premier league, they will win the league every season. Before you argue, check their stats against premier league clubs.
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In 2022, Cristiano Ronaldo accused Manchester United’s leadership of failing to provide the club with the necessary quality and infrastructure to compete at the highest level. 4 years later, Lisandro Martinez is complaining about the same thing. Ronaldo no fit lie for me
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