@parkerhanson21 when you have no have idea what common sense is.. xitter.cf/_hannah_young/status/9…
When you forget to go to biology, psychology, 6th grade, anatomy, etc. xitter.cf/parkerhanson21/status/…
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Eating at brickhouse* couple having first date behind me-
Waiter- are these together or separate
(At the same time)
Boy-separate
Girl-together
Look on everyone’s face- priceless.
most awkward situation I’ve ever been in and I’m not part of it
If you do this.. plz stay in the slow lane then lol xitter.cf/haleyjo2098/status/928…
If you wanna drive 45 in a 70 when it's snowing, windy, and icy as hell do it. Don't get pressured to drive faster than YOU feel comfortable. Seriously. STAY SAFE YALL. Too many cars in the ditch tonight already.
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It’s about that time of your again :) @mdaggett17 xitter.cf/1ldpayne/status/803870…
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Had some trick or treaters come to the house.. didn’t have any candy so they got 4 Idaho potatoes.....Our house is definitely getting egged later 😅
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You know you're in North Dakota when you play save a horse ride a cowboy and you can't hear the song because of all the boots stomping
My neighbors back is facing a window, I can see him scrolling through tinder right now... bold move on always swiping right guy
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Saw a kid taking quarters from the wishing well at the mall.Asked him what he's doing, his response- making my wishes come true #goingplaces
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Hey that's me :) @carter6schwan called a construction zone for a reason 😉 but your world, everyone else is just living in it
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"What's your name?"
"Luke"
"I am your father"
🙄😒 xitter.cf/korbynross/status/8497…
"What's your name?"
"Korbyn"
"I've only met guys with that name"
🙄💁🏼 xitter.cf/kdostal15/status/84976…
Don't know if it's Friday or not? No problem, just check Instagram, Snapchat, or twitter for a girls selfie with the day :)
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