Sky: Can we have the football now?
FIFA: The answer is no
Sky: I’m afraid I must insist, you see my customers have been most vocal on the subject of the football. Where’s the football? When will you get the football? Why aren’t you showing the football now & so on @EflSimpsons
Man City’s lawyers: To protect our club, we were found not guilty on a number of the 115 chargers.
Man City: And what number is that?
Man City lawyers: One, one is a number. @EflSimpsons
Weekend without league football:
Football Fans: TV I’m bored….
TV: Why don’t you watch the Nations League?
Football Fans: Because I’m trying to reduce my boredom @EflSimpsons
Sky Sports: You gotta give me back the premier league, my customers aren’t watching any football.
FIFA: Hey, next time watch the Nations League.
Sky Sports: But I don’t want to! @EflSimpsons
FIFA to football fans announcing this international break.
You have 2 weeks to wait till you get your football back. And to show you we’re serious…you have 3 weeks! @EflSimpsons
Spurs: To protect our fans, we score a number of goals in each of our games.
Premier League: And what number is that?
Spurs: Zero, zero is a number….
@EflSimpsons
@EflSimpsons Premier League: Here are two Saturday 3pm games
Soccer Saturday Fans: But there are 10 games this weekend
Premier League: Here are 2 Saturday 3pm games!
Soccer Saturday Fans: That’s better.
Last year “IF” #NUFC had won our last 2games we would have finished 2nd in the league! SECOND! This season I genuinely can’t name 2 teams we would beat if we played tomorrow! That’s how far we’ve fallen @nufctrust @The_Looney_Toon @NUFCEdge @NUFCMurph @NUFCBlogcouk @agbnufc_
FA: It’s FA Cup Quarter-Finals weekend, do you know if your team are playing…
Most Fans: I told you last round NO! @EflSimpsons
You just know this will be #Wolves first #PremierLeague victory….just like Sheff Utd in 2021 and Derby in 2007 #NUFC 🤦♂️
