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Repurposing this Alan parody I used to run as a backup account in case my main gets smited again.

Joined March 2026
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!! NO LONGER A PARODY ACCOUNT !! THIS IS NOW A BACKUP ACCOUNT FOR USER @saiiteru
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bcs there just hasn't been a time where white people have been oppressed. #THEY will try to tell you cracker is a slur (it isnt)
Why is there no slurs for white people wtf
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oneayaitchbackup retweeted
mom died on my birthday. a couple years later in the car with dad, the radio says there was a new p!atd album coming out on HIS birthday. he says 'worst thing to happen to anyone on their birthday' and then immediately turns to me with the most horrified face yelling IM SO SORRY
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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can we stop fucking fetishing trans men oh my god shut the fuck up
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oneayaitchbackup retweeted
No like there's something funny about witnessing "leftists", for months, try to imply that black people are uniquely conservatives (never been true btw) and then seeing those polling results lol
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oneayaitchbackup retweeted
AND FUCK STARDEW LEAF‼️ THIS GROWN ASS LADY WAS DEAD FUCKING WRONG FOR THIS SHIT #REALWOKEISBACK
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I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT
She was literally an open racist trying to start infighting btw
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Just annihilate this nigga omg
The lamest excuse I have ever seen are u serious? This is what I woke up to?
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Stop gimmicking about the situation what he did was disgusting and you're weird as hell if you think this is a joke.
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The Dog Man shit gets serious #captainunderpants #dogman
Replying to @slihtly_akursed
dude imagine if mr krupp calls george and harold to his office just to ask if theyre ok and need terapy right after reading it lol
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what is it with white people and getting FOMO over slurs
Lying about being black while bein white as snow ☠️ do crackers really
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Never trust anyone who says they don't pay attention to politics
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bocchi the rock if it was written by a pedophile defender and also had a bajillion plot holes
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Gotta love the midterm polls completely dismantling that stupid ass argument last week that white queers were trying to make about black people being more conservative to deflect blatant racism. Fuck you guys.
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oneayaitchbackup retweeted
Replying to @stonethegoatZ
Black men are men before they're black just ignore the prison system and how society ignores all sexual abuse they face and the police and the fact that they're existence is seen as threatening and poverty and the medical system not taking their pain seriously and
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oneayaitchbackup retweeted
I never wanna hear a white women chat to me about some "black men are men b4 they're black" on this app ever again
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niggas try so hard to be progressive that they loop right back around to spreading conservative homophobic rhetoric
even the sloppiest het is better than the best yaoi
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They aren't exactly wrong but also this is the worst possible way to put it it sounds like they're excusing pedophilia
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never listening to a single white queer ever say niggas are on average more conservative #FUCKYOUNIGGAS #IAMVINDICATED #SUCKMYDICK
Replying to @NOVAWRLDFALLIN
The way that even by their own incredibly specific metric, white queers are more likely to vote conservative than cishet black people 😭
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gonna start saying "suffer for each your abuse" and hoping ppl catch the reference bcs this string of words is so funny to me
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