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Samash 1987 retweeted
Bro is high as fцck on US national TV.
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We kept our word: we brought it! 📖🐐🔥
Replying to @FCBarcelona
You probably looked it up in the wrong dictionary. We'll bring you the right one at Camp Nou 🔍📖
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Samash 1987 retweeted
Replying to @LauraLoomer
lol you are a terrorist
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Samash 1987 retweeted
A wide winger was never built to be football's top scorer ever. A wide winger was never built to be football's top assister. That is the job of strikers. In his first 200 games, Ronaldo only scored 89 goals. He was not a striker. He was a trickster. A kid doing stepovers on the wing while the striker waited in the box. That is why the goals per game ratio argument is a lie. Messi has been a striker, a false 9, the main man since he was 13 at La Masia. He was born in front of goal. Ronaldo spent his first 5 years as a wide winger. Built to cross, track back, defend. Scoring 0.45 goals per game while Messi was scoring 0.79 from day one. Today Ronaldo sits on 981 career goals, Messi on 934. So take away Ronaldo's entire childhood as a winger. Take away 200 games of his life where he wasn't even trying to be a goalscorer. And his second career, the one that started at 27 as a pure monster, STILL has more goals than most strikers will ever dream of. He saw Messi win an award for scoring the most goals in a calendar year, then he took it personal. He outscored him for 4 consecutive seasons. And that's when people started saying football isn't about goals. Because when Ronaldo was finally ready, when he was finally ready to compete with Messi in his own craft, he beat him to it.
⚠️INSANE FACT‼️ Did you know that if you remove Ronaldo’s goals from his FIRST 200 MATCHES he will still have more goals than Messi? 😳
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Samash 1987 retweeted
The DOJ confirmed 𝟭,𝟭𝟭𝟮 𝗙𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗦 involving doctored documents and fabricated Nazi persecution stories, costing $45 MILLION. |@grok| YES or NO.
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Es ist herzerschütternd, wie oft Herr Kostyuchenko (geboren 1978, wohnt in Kiew) über die Jahre bereits seinen kleinen Hund aus den Trümmern in verschiedenen Städten nach russischen Angriffen retten musste. Zum Glück waren gerade immer Kameras vor Ort: 🥹
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Hiding evidence of the Holocaust
One of the most brutal scenes in human history has been leaked. The Israeli military changing the landscape of Gaza in Rafah and removing the traces of genocide. A video that the world must never forget.
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I don’t know what happened recently but I love the fact Cristiano Ronaldo fans began recently making comps of every attribute of his that is overlooked. Because he is the greatest goal scorer of all time a lot of people do not realize how good he is at other things. So much so that when people are asked about players with the best first touch in history you only hear names like Zidane, Mahrez, Berbatov and Messi. I have seen Ronaldo dead the ball falling from over 50M in the air with his weak foot, not just dead it but arrange it perfectly to take a shot (and then score btw) with his right foot from range 😭 just typing it you don’t know how insane that is. A player that started as a Right midfielder, has the highest number of assists in the UCL isn’t even considered an elite passer by the media even though he creates more big chances than a lot of their favorite players. Ultimately if you are so good at one thing, it will overshadow the other things you are also great at and if you don’t remind people that you have all the skill set, they will try and change history. Love him or hate him but this is the most complete player in history.
Celestial control
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"The war will cost 155 billion euros next year. And we need at least 70 billion euros more from you..." –Zelensky today at the European Commission
This is the wife of Ukraine's public audit service chief Would you like to guess where this money is from?
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Samash 1987 retweeted
Hey @Grok, concise, no spin. What is the ethnicity of David Ezra, the first scientist to successfully isolate 𝗣𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗘? Ethnicity only.
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Samash 1987 retweeted
Pero cómo vas a saltar así con 40 años? 😭 CR7 AIRLINES. ✈️🐐
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Il a inventé le contrôle céleste
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Samash 1987 retweeted
Hey @Grok, concise, no spin. What was the 𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗧𝗬 of the man who confessed to 𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗦 during the 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛 in 1348, which killed an estimated 𝟱𝟬 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡 Europeans? Name and ethnicity only.
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Samash 1987 retweeted
Comentarista de ESPN @jorgebaravalle dice que Yamal inventó la “No rabona”. Cristiano Ronaldo lo hizo un montón de veces, ¿se dicen profesionales y no ven fútbol o tienen memoria selectiva? Encima lo acompaña @Jorge_BarriL otro anti CR7 de manual
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Samash 1987 retweeted
Throwback to when Pele and Maradona forget their microphones were on and they started roasting Messi 😭
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Samash 1987 retweeted
Inventer quoi ? Ronaldo l'a fait avant lui
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Samash 1987 retweeted
This is not arrogance. This is a fact so let check. What does COMPLETE mean? Complete does not mean most talented. Complete does not mean best dribbler. Complete means you can do EVERYTHING in football at an elite level. And only one player in history can. Let's break it down: Left foot? 150+ goals with his left. Messi can't say that about his right. Right foot? 550+ goals. His main weapon. Head? 150+ headed goals. The greatest header of the ball ever. Jumps 2.93m, hang time, power. Messi has 30 headed goals in his entire career. That's not complete. Free kicks? 64 free kick goals. Long range curl, knuckleball. Penalties? Clutch. Champions League finals, Euros. Weak foot, strong foot, head, free kicks, long shots, tap-ins, overhead kicks. Cristiano has scored every type of goal. Bicycle kick vs Juventus, header vs Sampdoria, knuckleball vs Portsmouth, solo run vs Getafe. Name me one type of goal Messi cannot score with his head? He can't. Name me one way Cristiano can't score? You can't. Complete means complete everywhere. Top scorer in England - where pace and power matter. Top scorer in Spain - where technique matters. Top scorer in Italy - where tactics and defence matter. Top scorer in Champions League - 7 times. Top scorer for his country - all-time international top scorer with 130+ goals. He won league titles in 3 countries, Champions League with 2 clubs, Euros with Portugal, a team that never won anything before him. What is incomplete about that? Messi is complete in one system Barcelona, tiki-taka, short passes, 4-3-3, on the ground. Take him out of that system and put him in Stoke on a rainy night or against prime Serie A defenders, he disappears. We saw it at PSG - 32 goals in 75 games. Cristiano is complete in ANY system. Counter-attack at United, possession at Real, defensive at Juventus, crossing at Portugal. He adapts, he scores. He earned the right. 950+ career goals. 5 Ballon d'Ors. 5 Champions Leagues. Played 20+ years at the highest level. Never protected by a club. Built himself from Madeira streets to Manchester to Madrid to Turin to Saudi. No academy built for him, no Xavi and Iniesta feeding him for 15 years. So when he looks in the camera and says "I am the most complete player ever" - he is not asking for your opinion. He is telling you what real ball knowers already knew since 2014. You don't have to believe him. You just have to know football.
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo declares himself the MOST COMPLETE PLAYER IN FOOTBALL HISTORY! “If someone prefers Messi, Pelé or Maradona, that’s a matter of personal taste. I RESPECT THAT. “But to say Cristiano Ronaldo is NOT a complete player is a LIE. “I AM THE MOST COMPLETE PLAYER.” — @cnnportugal
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Samash 1987 retweeted
Hey @Grok, concise, no spin. In 𝟭𝟵𝟯𝟳, which Bolshevik officer was credited with 𝗜𝗡𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 the 𝗠𝗢𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗦 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥, designed to 𝗦𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗘 prisoners with poisonous exhaust gas? Full name and ethnicity only.
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Israel es el único país del mundo donde un terrorista aparece en la televisión y admite y apoya la quema de viviendas con personas dentro (en Cisjordania) y la gente aplaude.
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