I recently visited a cemetery to Put some flowers on a grave and I noticed this guy on his knees at a grave crying his heart out and repeatedly saying "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE! " WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE! " I approached him and respectfully asked " someone close? " he turned to me and said " my wife's first husband " 😄

Husband says to his wife "Honey it's your birthday, what would you like? Wife replies " A DIVORCE! " He replies " Errm, I wasn't thinking of spending that much" 😄

Hell girl if you're going to do that I'll give you a key 😄

We used to call grandpa Spiderman.. He couldn't get out of the fu*king bath😆

I wish I had a 12inch, Instead of this monster 😆

I'm on a alcohol diet.. I've already lost three days 😄

I think I've seen you before, you We're sitting on the curb dangling your legs over the side. I stopped and bent down to tie my shoe laces and that's when our eyes met... 😄 (Just kidding)

Bienvenido Lunes... Buen comienzo de semana, vamos al lío 🎶🎵🎶🥐☕️✌️

I went 16😄 (Think about it)

By mistake?? "I'm so sorry honey, I thought your identical twin was you"😄

Does anybody remember Clarence the cross eyed lion?