@16forbs

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 In the garden
Joined December 2015
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Xanthorrhoea preissii with a flower spike in full bloom.
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Wait, scratch that. Charles and Diana's wedding in 81 was huge news. I remember that.
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Replying to @Obs_Dave
Brezhnev is dead.
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Joseph and his woodshed of many technicoloured rollerdoors.
Build more soil ☦@16forbsSep 29
Replying to @16forbs
Meanwhile, at the other end of the main garden, woodshed 2.0 takes shape.
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Gardening experts: "Don't let the mulch touch the trunk or you'll get collar rot." Meanwhile, living mulch:
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Maybe we should let more immigrants in from Africa 🤔 My head feels weird...
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They're just making it up as they go along at this stage.
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The problem with leaving captions up to AI is raising questions such as how does a woodchip thrive in any kind of environment?
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Roof on, walls starting to go up.
Build more soil ☦@16forbsOct 13
The trick is to time your roofing for an unusually hot and humid day if you can't manage a dangerously windy one.
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What in tarnation??? xitter.cf/badbake_offgrid/status…
badbake
@badbake_offgridOct 6
Men will build an entire off-grid multi-building compound instead of going to therapy ...wait
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I was heading to the shop and my beloved mentioned she needed a new loofah. Luckily for her, I've made gardening my entire identity. One new loofah coming right up!
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We've got Coleus (Lamiaceae) Portulaca (Portulacaceae) Petunia (Solanaceae) Lobelia (Campanulaceae) Snapdragon (Plantaginaceae) around the loofah gourd seed (Cucurbitaceae) with a sweetpea (Fabaceae) seed on either side of the luffa. Banger.
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New album dropping soon.
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You're doing no favours for your reputation as a stealthy hunter when I can hear you crashing and banging a mile away.
Build more soil ☦@16forbsOct 14
When you just want to use the toilet, but you remember that you live in Australia.
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I refuse to believe this didn't actually happen.
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@shortmagsmleOct 14
Ukrainian drone flown by Mexican cartels blows up an 18-wheeler full of Israeli 3D-printed salmon meat on the I-5, killing the driver (an illegal CDL named Suresh Kimjan Kapooridurkaganesh), woman in scrunchbottom shorts blames nearest white guy and “rape culture” for the attack
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When you just want to use the toilet, but you remember that you live in Australia.
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The trick is to time your roofing for an unusually hot and humid day if you can't manage a dangerously windy one.
Build more soil ☦@16forbsOct 2
Pandecking after 8 years of storage: "Now is our time to shine!"
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It begins... Though I suspect that's one of the sunflowers I planted amongst the pumpkins.
Build more soil ☦@16forbsOct 3
Replying to @IBCking01
I wish... Although, I should really make myself knowledgeable of any local willow trees. This will actually become a pumpkin patch over summer.
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Roman Simon
@re4mat0rOct 11
There are doggies outside barking all day long. But you don't stop and listen to them, react, or follow their advice. Why do you get influenced by random people online?
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So the new 1800mm chainmesh fencing I bought has 22 diamonds and can't be joined to my existing 20-diamond mesh, how is your day going?
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How the burgers look on the menu board...
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