Musing over life’s quirks. 2026 📚: 18/20.

cornelia street
Joined April 2011
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Konon nak cut sugar cut tepung mulai hari ini, dah elok dah tapi sampai lepas zuhur tadi pi makan biskut coklat buat cemil-cemilan 😌 esok kita day-1 semula ye gais
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Me hugging my cats before heading to PERKESO to file a claim.
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Nampak bekas kuih karipap atas meja pun rasa kesian. Rasa macam alahai makan apa je anak orang ni, nak protect, nak masakkan yang sedap 😭😆 kelakarlah jadi perempuan ni. I wanna slap myself, cus this too shall pass I guess?
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Tepunglah, tepung tuh jahat sebenarnya, even buat orang autoimun aja disuruh hindari tepung. Mau debloat? Tips dari gw; Ganti nasi pake kentang. Thank me later.
cut sugar atau tepung mana yang lebih ngaruh ke wajah ?
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Longlai je member hari ni. Semangat sikit, semangat nak kumpul duit. Eh? Haha.
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Update terbaru member segamat - rupanya tinggal dekat condo belakang office?? What is this sorcery. Patutlah hari ni tu tiba2 muncul dari belakang, beliau menapak je masuk office 😂
Oh wow tak terfikir - cuti panjang, clearing cuti sebab dah nak resign. Member segamat saya last day kerja hari ini y’all. Weh sedih sikit sebab last nampak dia 3 minggu lepas, patutlah animated semacam 🫠 rupanya..
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Anyway the whole session was about how sarcastic that person was/is 😆 but somehow more than a few finds that intimidating thus sparks curiosity?? Women and their lack of judgement when it comes to crush matter.
Trip KB dengan budak opis, lepas tu ada sesi share pasal crush dekat opis - and IDK how was the expression of mine during that period of time. Expected but still surprised..
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One in, one out katanya 🥹 baju2 yang tak kena, tak berjodohan dengan diri ini, kita cuba kitar semula.
Replying to @1612f
Untuk memberi lebih semangat, mari kita beli baju/tudung baru.. concept one in, one out masih dikekalkan. Apasih conclusion sebegini 😭
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fh’s surviving 🌱 retweeted
Please normalize bed rotting on Saturday and Sunday .. you work hard all week.
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Sewa kereta dekat kb, dapat kereta myvi putih lama - guwe yang curious sepanjang pemanduan: “ooh macam ni rasanya bawak myvi lama, kenapa gear position dia ada dekat tempat yang awkward sekali ye?,” 😭 maafin guwe
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Esok dan minggu ini masuk office 3/4 hari (despite the unhealthy state of air quality) mari kita semangat2 berdoa dan diberi kekuatan menghadapi permasalahan orang2 kaya.
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Untuk memberi lebih semangat, mari kita beli baju/tudung baru.. concept one in, one out masih dikekalkan. Apasih conclusion sebegini 😭
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Trying not be rac*st but I swear KSL mall has the most sg-ean and chinese vibes jb can offer 😭- the whole mall and surrounding areas are just so messed up if feels like the whole individual is your next annoying directors/shareholders lol
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Misheard a buyer at auntie’s anne complaining to the workers - “where’s your manager i want to see them?!,” triggering something inside me, i wanna punch someone for real duhh
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Please don’t 😭😆
someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw
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Home finally Alhamdulillah. Back from fresh breezy breath of kota bharu to the depression phase of johor bahru in haze. Apa semua ini 😭 kenapa semua kaburrrr
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Trip KB dengan budak opis, lepas tu ada sesi share pasal crush dekat opis - and IDK how was the expression of mine during that period of time. Expected but still surprised..
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Byelah nak tido. Tak sabo balik joho and cry maybe? Lol.
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fh’s surviving 🌱 retweeted
This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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1am in the morning and I am in the state of laparudin. Apa semua makanan siang tadi tak cukupkah ya Allah. Apa pasal kuat makan niii dasar waniter
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