2001 Ford Ontsnapt

Fentanyl would be a great name for a Star Trek ship crew member

I got three billion shooters at Oracle ready to go at a moments notice

I just heard "I've been in tech for 10 years and I've only ever met one competent female" from someone. Yeah buddy it's because they avoid people like you.

BYD? The Dell battery guys? Really?

Imagine getting invited to a pretty girl's house and she has a Ubiquiti Dream Machine. Would you leave?

There is no true Republic of Gamers, for there is no true freedom. If there was a true republic, the ASRock Rack engineers would be allowed to build gaming motherboards with memory layouts that would give the average gamer a seizure.

Things I wish I had: - Automatic flow calibration on my printer - A woman twice my size to choke me out

Getting put on a list speedrun

Grab a shovel, we're trenching our own fucking fiber.

Been reading up on DMR and yall radio nerds are just inventing cell phones from first principals. DMR ID? BUDDY THAT IS A PHONE NUMBER

I sentence you to configuring a Ubiquiti Unifi router to do ospf over Wireguard.

Okay so like if anyone wants to lease some dark fiber and start peering privately before the internet stops being the way it is just like let me know

The title of God's drunkest driver was stolen from me when I met the fiber tech that drove out from a bar, did an emergency fusion splice for me and went straight back.

Joining a polycule as the network administrator and forcing everyone to learn BGP.

Every pcie device is hotswappable if you believe in yourself.