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Privacy and security are just a matter of perspective. Change your perspective and you can change your life.
The abuse of an Indian citizen's data is a privilege only available to the government
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We've been testing a new state-of-the-art, highly effective security system.
If we detect any authorized access inside the compound, speakers across the facility will blast the national anthem, forcing the intruders to stand still until our security team can arrive at the scene.
PSA: We have upgraded our security infrastructure.
The Wall now has chowkidars stationed every 100 feet along the perimeter, armed with a whistle and the Indian flag.
Leave me out of this Srini. A wall can't do anything against the incompetency of one leaving the gates open.
You know things are bad when SBI is pointing out issues in your data security.
SBI says #Aadhaar data misused, @UIDAI in denial mode as always.
#NLShorts newslaundry.com/shorts/sbi-s…
Mind you, this is coming from the bank where someone managed to spend Rs. 9.1 *CRORE* on an SBI prepaid card that was only loaded with Rs. 13,000.
How? They accessed SBI's database and manually edited the balance...
wap.business-standard.com/ar…
Uhoh
Looking forward to working with the @RBI and the committee to reimagine payments for India and Indians!
Another shocking endorsement by @jack
Fellow Aadhaar supporters, I urge you to quit Twitter immediately in protest.
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💳 <\ first hand over your private data
While the Supreme Court's decision feels like a defeat, it's important to remember that the fight isn't over.
After all, stranger things have happened.
Whichever way the Aadhaar verdict goes today, please remember that walls are inherently good things when used correctly.
#NotAllWalls
The Supreme Court to announce their verdict on the validity of Aadhaar in just a few moments.
We now go LIVE to the @UIDAI headquarters:
UIDAI: Biometrics are foolproof and citizens have no reason to worry.
Meanwhile, nature:
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What use is a wall if you leave the gate unlocked you fools
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