@13Damage

OIF/OEF Veteran. USN retired. Damaged but not broken.

 New Jersey, USA
Joined March 2010
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a haunted house but it’s just the left lane of the parkway behind pa plates
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a sweet old southern man got on my flight and said “excuse me y’all if I’m being a little slow it’s my first time flying👴🏻” and nobody said anything to him! 😞😞😞 so I leaned over the aisle and said “hey bro nobody gives a fuck”
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It cost $0 to RT my art. I call it "ninja cat vs robot".
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villagers: BURN THE WITCH me: you’re the reason your dad left witch: omg villagers [lowering torches] damn dude
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Thank you for being nice to me
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Stay safe out there! “Hands... washing hands..” 🎶
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Dave Rubin
@RubinReport12 Mar 2020
Tom Hanks has Coronavirus. Tom Hanks was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon. You saw Apollo 13. You have Coronavirus.
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I ran for President because I believed the Democratic Party needs a new set of ideas and solutions that would actually solve problems and get people excited. I still feel the exact same way.
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jersey kids don’t want crabs
Maryland Terrapins
@umterps11 Feb 2020
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝: Where 100% of Jersey kids would rather go...
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Matthew A. Cherry
@MatthewACherry25 Nov 2019
Watching someone behind you move to a newly opened check out line before you do.
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Finally. Season four premieres tonight! We have 10 episodes! First 5 start tonight! Sunday nov 10th at 11:30 PM E/P Only on Adult Swim
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The Undisputed Teacher of the Year. xitter.cf/T__Donald__/status/118…
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My 2 yr old daughter’s reaction to seeing the Hulk go bananas for the first time 😂
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Because you want to see a puppy in duck pajamas.
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50 years ago today, Neil Armstrong, Mike Collins and I launched into space on a mission of enormous importance. God bless the 400,000 Americans who helped us get to the moon and back. Together, we Americans can do anything! Never forget July 16, 1969! #Apollo50
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Approximately 22 veterans per day commit suicide. 😥 Would at least 22 of my Twitter friends please copy and tweet? (Not RT) Veterans Crisis Line 800-273-8255 UK 0800 138 1619 Thank you.
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Lmfaooooo this shit almost made my lung collapse xitter.cf/saltedcrackerr/status/…
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Friends... I present to you in 4 frames why @DoomPatrolDCU is the greatest TV show in history.
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"Your indifference cost these men and women their most valuable commodity: time." Jon Stewart receives a standing ovation from 9/11 first responders after slamming lawmakers for failing to fund programs providing healthcare to the first responders abcn.ws/2Tk3IrO
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Sometimes I delete tweets... because my wife makes me.
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