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๐•ต๐ฎ๐๐š๐ฌ.

@12thApostle

1 of 12. I've been his right hand man all along. Jesus is the reason I have high blood pressure. [half-parody, half-angst, all fiction | tw: suicide]

 9th Circle of Hell
Joined April 2017
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โ€  โ€“โ€“ ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐•ญ๐–Š๐–™๐–—๐–†๐–ž๐–Š๐–— โ€“โ€“ โ€ 
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Oh, spectacular. Happy Tuesday to me.
แ…  แ… ๐“†ฉ๐–ค๐“†ช แ…  แ…  แ…  แ…  แ…  แ… ๐‘ฝ ๐‘จ ๐‘ณ ๐‘จ ๐‘ฒ || PARODY (@ASYNCHORITOS) profile pictureแ…  แ… ๐“†ฉ๐–ค๐“†ช แ…  แ…  แ…  แ…  แ…  แ… ๐‘ฝ ๐‘จ ๐‘ณ ๐‘จ ๐‘ฒ || PARODY@ASYNCHORITOS20 Feb 2024
อ อ ออ อ . . . There you got an ๐”„๐”ฏ๐” ๐”ฅ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ช๐”ฌ๐”ซ attention โ€” a little variation , for you . ออ อ อ
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The last thing I want to see on the ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™ง๐™š๐™™๐™ž๐™—๐™ก๐™ฎ rare occasion that I undertake the journey home is more bloody demons.
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Is it really too much to ask for FIVE MINUTES without the fire and brimstone lot?
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Oh, goody. Look who's back.
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Is NOWHERE safe from him?
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Is it that time of the year already? Lovely. I'll have that drink now.
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Nothing is plainer in John's gospel than his desperation to be exonerated; painting himself as Jesus' beloved disciple is pathetic at best. 'John, the disciple who wasn't hugged enough', would be much more fitting.
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He can't mention my name without mentioning betrayal in the same breath. Judas, the one who would betray him. Judas, the betrayer. Judas, who is truly a waste of a human being and whom Jesus never even really liked in the first place, unlike John, whom he loved.
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๐ผ ๐‘˜๐‘›๐‘œ๐‘ค ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›'๐‘ก ๐˜ฉ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ ๐‘š๐‘’, ๐‘๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐ผ ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘‘ ๐‘ค๐˜ฉ๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’•๐’†๐’… ๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ. โธฐ โŽ โ€ข โ€  โ€ข โŽ โธฐ
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๐•ต๐ฎ๐๐š๐ฌ. retweeted
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Jules@Julian_Epp19 Apr 2019
Jesus getting crucified
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Darling, innocent, naive Jesus. Let him stay that way always.
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Is he the only one who finds Michael wildly irritating?
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One of many.
The Nazarene - ื™ึตืฉืื•ึผืขึท (Fake | Parody) (@TheNazarene_) profile pictureThe Nazarene - ื™ึตืฉืื•ึผืขึท (Fake | Parody)@TheNazarene_7 Sep 2018
So, now you have your apology.
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You've no idea how long I've waited to hear you say that.
The Nazarene - ื™ึตืฉืื•ึผืขึท (Fake | Parody) (@TheNazarene_) profile pictureThe Nazarene - ื™ึตืฉืื•ึผืขึท (Fake | Parody)@TheNazarene_7 Sep 2018
Fine! Fine; it was a stupid thing to say. Stupid, cruel, and all fuelled by sheer terror. Iโ€™m sorry.
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