Nick Peters

So I’ve bagged myself tickets for Heaton Park to see Oasis. Chuffed doesn’t come close!

If Luke Littler is 16, I’m still eligible to go on a Club 18-30 holiday. 🎯

Hearing the crowds at the golf shouting “Get in the hole”, constantly, annoys me much more than it should. ⛳️ #TheOpen

If there is a positive in Spurs being spanked by Liverpool today, it’s that I’m not in work tomorrow to face the inevitable gloating.

Man City can pass any team into submission, like death from a thousand cuts. Incredible.

Either last night I was walking through the back streets of Rhyl with Leo Messi, Christiano Ronaldo (& their mum’s), looking for a toenail clippers shop, or that was one mind-blowing dream. #Ronaldo #messi

Absolutely unplayable.

If this Leo Messi kid works hard & trains hard, I think he may just have a decent career. 🐐 🇦🇷 ⚽️

Will be strange cheering on England v USA on Friday, always a first time.All about the long game. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #cymruambyth

Fact of the day: You’re never more than 6 ft away from an ex-Chelsea manager.

Today’s reading material. Should be entertaining. @ShaunryderX @Happy_Mondays

As Gareth Bale has now officially been awarded the goal against Ukraine (originally awarded as an own goal), it’s a shame that @SkyBet aren’t paying out for the winning bets.

Watched a Bjorn Borg documentary last night. Had a few beers last night. Ordered this top last night. #standard

Breaking News: It’s been widely reported that there is a road somewhere in Denbighshire that doesn’t have temporary traffic lights. As yet, this hasn’t been confirmed.

Fantastic 50th birthday present- 3 tickets to watch Spurs v Everton, only to find out that @SkyFootball have changed the game to a Monday night. Live in North Wales so that’s a no go. Fuming.