J. L. Tetch

`Have you guessed the riddle yet?′ the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. `No, I give it up,′ Alice replied: `what’s the answer?′ `I haven’t the slightest idea,′ said the Hatter. [ #mvrp / #dcrp / #batmanrp ]

[he makes a little humming sound. sort of like a human purr.] if you don't mind, i would...

ooh, i hope so- [he has literally no idea what he's getting into.]

i can't say i have. he's got a rather silly last name.

[he's not one to question anything. like, ever. for all he knows, this jon is an imaginary jon.] ...migraine. happens all the time.

[groaning in bed.] [his head hurts.]

i suppose i haven't seen many movies or TV shows... there could be something.

really? ...that's rather terrifying.

...what would one consider a "gay movie".

...is there a different gay quiz??

well i'm not asking a doctor. they'll make it odd.

perhaps i shall consult... this buzz feed.

and you're saying they can tell me if i like men.

...who is buzz feed and why should i trust him.

but i'm not a- well. i guess i never thought about it.

oh dearest alice. light of my life, fire of my loins. it is yet again i wish you a happy valentine's day. dearly beloved. ❤

@soleiltms ♡ of course he'd say yes, albeit... entirely from a platonic stance. they can be pal-entines!

@S0lvedRiddles ♡ he'd probably cock his head and ask "why", which isn't much of an answer.

...wwwhhhy.