GDP

My ex, or as I referred to her at the end of our relationship, "BUFFY THE ERECTION SLAYER", and her fiancee. Dropped into shelter looking to adopt. Good for them. He's gonna need a friend eventually.

First day walkking witjout using a cane since TBI, woo hoo.

This brain injuryy is my Karma for talkingg my mom into gettinng useless surgeries when she had cancer to selfishly try to extend my time with her.

Ain't it a bitchh when dem chickerns come home to roost. Typing still a chaallenge.

CT scann shuewdd damaged area of brain is healinng itseelf.

This ismt gonnna end welll.

Been in TBI rehab after falling off shelter roof on my head. It took 20 minutes to type this.

Gonna poon my harpoon.

Time to activate Romulan cloaking device of invisibility.

As the immigrants at the southern border say. "We don't need no stinking vaccine".

4 years 7 months. Drug free, alcohol free.

Most of the time. Social Media is just one huge anal gland infection.

Shouldn't we be smelling butts when we meet somebody new like dogs do.

4 Preying Mantis egg sacks in bushes in front of apartment. Each sack can hatch 200 babies.

U.S. comes up with new policy to get migrants to turn around and go home at southern border. Will have the singing group ABBA performing daily at border.

Wish Flex Seal could stop anxiety leaks.

I'm going to keek a touchdown for my Mudderland.

Time to make twitter a kinder and gentler place.