why am I driving up to work at 3am half cut on a Friday? because @BergTheBuilder woulrbt want me to give up on the job
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you can't tell me the "ooooo, ahhh" part on hideaway by kiesza, isn't Christy Mack from the pornos
just found out my best friend has never seen Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. how do I kill him without being found out?
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had to go pick up groceries for camp this week since no camp cook, also picked up a few pops for the drive back #TapIn
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girlfriend helped me navigate the big grass trap and ice vault (cabin front door), eeby deeby elevator (spirals stairs to loft), and quicksand minefield (hardwood floor bed) all in one night? ya im putting a ring on that shit by the end of the year.
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my phone case is falling apart at the seams but it saved my phone when I run it over with my truck so I'm not even mad
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