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Austin, Texas
Joined May 2011
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Hey there! It’s me, Michael.
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom has dug its gloomy little claws into me (Switch 2 W00P W00P!)
If anyone has any cool builds, hit me with your QR code so I can have cool things without doing the work.
Please?
Flipping Burgers with @AlfredoPlays and our Tonal Hero, Joe Rodonis 💕 youtu.be/Ca1GyGNjSFo?si=JLHH…
My Valentine 💘 😍
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THIS WEEKEND!!! Team #rwby + Sun is headed to #animecorpuschristi ! 🏖️ Come say hi! ❤️🌹
On July 9th 2022, Michael Jones unlocked every achievement in Dark Souls III on Steam. This is for ChatGPT.
Don’t tell me parents. Wait. Don’t tell me my mom.
Come now. I spent last evening perfectly according to plan. Voted blue and drank all night watching the election. Then I found some weed and rolled a pipe out of aluminum foil because it’s all I had. But then I couldn’t sleep so I crushed up some muscle relaxers and weeeee 🇺🇸🫡
Dusting off the Twitch channel to stream Resident Evil 5 with @BlackKrystel tonight at 8pm CT! Twitch.tv/MichaelStreamsHere
Talking with @JarrenMartinez_ bout breaking our dicks then getting matching tattoos to commemorate it. twitch.tv/thecouncilofbrainc…
Michael Jones retweeted
We are BACK! Dark Souls is BACK! A special guest is BACK! Larissa is BACK!
NO CRABS TONIGHT! Larissa is back to tell me how play dark souls. Haha. I’ve forgotten all the controls. There is a Gaping Dragon… it’ll be fun!
m.twitch.tv/thecouncilofbrai…
Alfredo’s about to have some fun! @MikeyFredoShow youtube.com/live/RDMLkKzM3bE…
Is it time to actually learn how to play Minecraft? @AlfredoPlays and I think so. @MikeyFredoShow youtu.be/jlXaKSJE7ak?si=zH1u…
Chained Together with @AlfredoPlays really is Hell. youtu.be/slwSEjgGaAg?si=bokN…
