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Shit yeah, don't even worry! You got this, motherfucker!

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Joined November 2014
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DAMN IT, DAD!!! YOU HAVE TO QUIT MONKEYING AROUND, DAD!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED IN CINNICNATI, DAD!!! AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE, DAD!!! DAMN IT, DAD!!!
"Dude, no, you couldn't beat a chimp It would tear you limb from limb" You forget, man of bone and yielding flesh, A chimp is not a machine, It is a beast, And beasts can know fear The chimp can know me This chimp shall perish before it can even think of flight. Nice!
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Oh ho ho Ah ha ha Apes Monkeys Primates who have not left the wild God was like "not quite right" until he made humans He saw how much monkeys jack off and was like "oh no, that's too much" He made people and saw how much we jack off and was like "okay. Nice!"
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The Girl Who Cucked the Hornet's Nest
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The Girl With the Cuck Tattoo?
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Replying to @100PercentAPlus
A second one? No way
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I Now Pronounce You Cuck and Larry? That was a movie, right?
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If you invite @FetusberryJam and/or @100PercentAPlus to your house, be sure to hide your Alexa.
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I hate babies so much it's unreal AND I KNOW MY BROTHER A PLUS IS RIGHT THERE WITH ME BROTHER
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MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT AMERICAPOWDER, BITCH USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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It's almost the day when @100PercentAPlus and I get especially aggressive about the United States Somewhat related: Real fireworks that can be bought in stores
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YOU SEEING THAT DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT? NAH I DON'T THINK SO THAT'S THE GLINT OFF AN MQ-9 REAPER EQUIPPED WITH AGM-114 HELLFIRE MISSILES POINTED AT YOUR BROAD STRIPES WE'RE GONNA SPANGLE THE STARS RIGHT OFF YOUR ASS BETTER GET TO HAILING AHEAD OF SCHEDULE USA USA USA USA USA
250 CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF KICKING THE WORLD'S ASS 250 YEARS OF SLAPPING THE WORLD SILLY NICE TRY EUROPE NICE TRY, HAT EUROPE NICE TRY, PANTS EUROPE 250 YEARS OF KICKING ASS ETERNAL YEARS TO COME USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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YEAH, DAD!!! FUCK THOSE TEA SIPPING BASTARDS, DAD!!! GO, DAD!!!
250 CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF KICKING THE WORLD'S ASS 250 YEARS OF SLAPPING THE WORLD SILLY NICE TRY EUROPE NICE TRY, HAT EUROPE NICE TRY, PANTS EUROPE 250 YEARS OF KICKING ASS ETERNAL YEARS TO COME USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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DAMN IT, DAD!!! BLUE HIS HOUSE, DAD!!! WITH A LITTLE BLUE WINDOW, DAD!!! EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HIM AND EVERYBODY AROUND, DAD!!! BECAUSE HE AIN'T GOT NOBODY TO LISTEN, DAD!!! DAMN IT, DAD!!!
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Nice!
Brother thinks he's blue But I just greenscreened him to make him think that
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my TED talk would only ever tell youse all that i am indestructible i am invincible why don't you go and check if i've died ain't happened once biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
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@100PercentAPlus Ruminant ungulates can get these hands Nature must be reminded of its place, under our feet like shoe dirt
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The heavens whisper Yes, wisdom from olden times Who the fuck is Jake Nice!
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Birds would be even more stupider if they ever slonked a doink of this Mahabharata pack They would finally get around to growing feet
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