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DAMN IT, DAD!!!
YOU HAVE TO QUIT MONKEYING AROUND, DAD!!!!
THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED IN CINNICNATI, DAD!!!
AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE, DAD!!!
DAMN IT, DAD!!!
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Replying to @100PercentAPlus
Oh ho ho
Ah ha ha
Apes
Monkeys
Primates who have not left the wild
God was like "not quite right" until he made humans
He saw how much monkeys jack off and was like "oh no, that's too much"
He made people and saw how much we jack off and was like "okay. Nice!"
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Replying to @100PercentAPlus
I Now Pronounce You Cuck and Larry?
That was a movie, right?
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If you invite @FetusberryJam and/or @100PercentAPlus to your house, be sure to hide your Alexa.
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Replying to @a_man_in_red @100PercentAPlus
I hate babies so much it's unreal
AND I KNOW MY BROTHER A PLUS IS RIGHT THERE WITH ME BROTHER
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Replying to @100PercentAPlus
MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT AMERICAPOWDER, BITCH
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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It's almost the day when @100PercentAPlus and I get especially aggressive about the United States
Somewhat related:
Real fireworks that can be bought in stores
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Replying to @FetusberryJam @100PercentAPlus
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YOU SEEING THAT DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT?
NAH I DON'T THINK SO
THAT'S THE GLINT OFF AN MQ-9 REAPER EQUIPPED WITH AGM-114 HELLFIRE MISSILES POINTED AT YOUR BROAD STRIPES
WE'RE GONNA SPANGLE THE STARS RIGHT OFF YOUR ASS
BETTER GET TO HAILING AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
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YEAH, DAD!!!
FUCK THOSE TEA SIPPING BASTARDS, DAD!!!
GO, DAD!!!
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Replying to @100PercentAPlus
DAMN IT, DAD!!!
BLUE HIS HOUSE, DAD!!!
WITH A LITTLE BLUE WINDOW, DAD!!!
EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HIM AND EVERYBODY AROUND, DAD!!!
BECAUSE HE AIN'T GOT NOBODY TO LISTEN, DAD!!!
DAMN IT, DAD!!!
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my TED talk would only ever tell youse all that i am indestructible
i am invincible
why don't you go and check if i've died
ain't happened once
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
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Replying to @celinatruckstop @RaltsAuthor
@100PercentAPlus
Ruminant ungulates can get these hands
Nature must be reminded of its place, under our feet like shoe dirt
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Replying to @100PercentAPlus
The heavens whisper
Yes, wisdom from olden times
Who the fuck is Jake
Nice!
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Replying to @100PercentAPlus
Birds would be even more stupider if they ever slonked a doink of this Mahabharata pack
They would finally get around to growing feet
















