¢ina saffary

I built Windows 95 using React Hooks ✨winmine-exe.now.sh✨ – at Austin, TX

six word story: world cup own goal hat trick

WATCH: iranian man STUNS waiter by ordering meal in unintelligible chinese

i'm performing a chiropractic adjustment on my kale

thanks for the shoutout in pluribus, vince gilligan

triangle wave low-key the best waveform

putting games in my ps5 with a little flourish like Ghost Dog

happy new paul thomas anderson film day

pivoting my career into the film industry so i can work my way up to Best Boy

tried to think back and laugh about the good old days and realized all my core memories are gone. it's just a bunch of increasingly obsolete javascript knowledge in there now.

made it rain at the club (purchased 1 full-priced video game at my local target)

I want to be putting a ¥100 coin into a vending machine to get my eighth calpis of the day, and then be walking on down to shibuya to put my ¥1000 bill into a ticket machine to order a tsukemen with extra ajitama. nothing else matters. there is only this.

wolf whom boy cried

got kicked out the cypher for attempting to rhyme banger with danger :(

high school principal coming on the PA to announce they’ve decided to lay off 14% of the student body

wal-mart won’t fulfill my switch 2 preorder because they ran out of pringles. sent me an email saying “We’re-a so sorry!”

a new bit I think I’m gonna start doing is saying “dang, The Rock got buff!” any time I see a picture of The Rock