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Andrew

@1000gramsofcoke

stand up comedian & living proof that anyone can have a podcast

 Kansas City
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Joined September 2012
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The Internet does not know who is funny
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We did it. Thank you. Truly.
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When you go on vacation and underestimate how many percs you needed <
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:p@UnkleDellSep 11
who wanna go on a date in atlanta this weekend no niggas this time please
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When I was arrested over a joke I told I came to you for help and you told me to go fuck myself.
Amnesty UK (@AmnestyUK) profile pictureAmnesty UK
@AmnestyUKAug 17
Comedy has always belonged beside human rights campaigning – that's why Amnesty’s show is back at Edinburgh Fringe this Friday and Saturday! Read more about how comedy is an essential survival tool in frightening times: amn.st/6018B1wKME
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@BenjaminNetanyahu Choctaw Casino in southern Oklahoma is developing a nuclear weapon.
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Gee I sure hope there isn't a third party involved in this conflict that loves assassinating presidents and really really really really really really REEEEEAAALLY wants to nuke Iran
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@disclosetvJul 10
NEW - Trump gives military orders, that if Iran assassinates him, to "just literally bomb them at levels that they’ve never seen before." — NYP
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Mike@sonofkaijusdadJun 26
I don't have a girlfriend but I do have a girl that would be very mad if she knew I was doing cocaine and eating hot dogs at the strip club
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BLËUSKI
@BleuCaponeJun 20
They would just now be getting me off Will Smith if I was Chris Rock
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court sides with a Texas man who says it’s not a crime for marijuana users to have guns. -AP
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The Rape Gang Inquiry Report. bit.ly/4uE5odw
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One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.
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Making love to a woman only for her to wake in the dead of night to find me perched on her fire escape like a gargoyle and I whisper “Dont tell the world about my penis” before I extend my arms like the Crow and drop backwards, breaking every bone in my body on the pavement below
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Schrodingers Pussy
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it’s hole filling season
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Replying to @okayplayer @BunBTrillOG
That’s because I’m a student of yours How can I lose when my OG and my mentor is the trillest @BunBTrillOG My cousin is @Chuckisdope my brother is @WESTSIDEGUNN and my sister is @mafiadoubledee
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Fucking your followers isn’t the problem. Yall be choosing the mentally ill ones.
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@KurrcoMar 11
10 years ago today, Westside Gunn dropped his debut studio album, 'FLYGOD'💿 Favorite tracks on the album?
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⭐️@freauxmamaFeb 21
Raheem is dead ..somebody shot him.
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