Clavicular said the wildest confession imaginable with a straight face right after making out with her 🫨👀
"I'm about to go have sex with this other girl, but I'm gonna be thinking about you the whole time"
He asked the girl why she even bothers hitting the gym if looks come down to the face, and her reply was ruthlessly honest 🥶💅
"If you have an amazing body and like a butchered face... it's like not that amazing"
Clavicular realized Indian Chad was out-flexing him in the gym, so he executed the ultimate high-status exit and hit him with “let me use the bathroom” 😭💀
Clavicular revealed his opening line to girls and the success rate is actually insane 😏
“Can I just be straight to the point? Like, can we have s*x? And I’m actually like a 20% success rate with that”👀
A girl thought doing a body shot off his stomach would make her the main character of the party... until bro casually smiled at the camera like it was a daily side quest 🤡
"WAIT... SHE WAS JUST A SIDE QUEST??" 👀
She came to Clavicular with receipts from Twitter thinking she finally caught him... until he kissed her mid argument and said "I love you" 😳
"WAIT... THAT ACTUALLY WORKED??"
Clavicular called a girl’s boyfriend live on stream to tell him she was cheating, and bro ended it right there on speaker phone 🤯
"Appreciate the clarity bro... she belongs to the streets." 👀
She thought a kiss on the boat meant she had his full attention... until bro completely ignored her to scroll through his phone 👀
"Zero effort, absolute dominance..." 😳