I’m getting so excited to gamble later I can’t take it I’m shaking all over I’m just filled to the brim with anticipation I wonder what will happen next
Maybe I should just fly away I should become an anonymous internet jihadist exploiting every onchain transaction juicing it for every last drop living like a bandit in places that only recognize real true raw primal power as the governance of law I should set up a tax system for all “projects” running as a protection service to allow them to keep their low IQ scams without being completely shut down by my hand I should just sandwich attack every txn in every block I should IP trace dox and sim swap every top holder of every coin I should bug their houses and follow their close friends and family and force them to give me the keys to their wallets I should be cloning websites and paying for top spots on google I should make a new type of malware that stays hidden but slowly drives the user to insanity or at least some low level of hyper anxious subconscious activity making them more susceptible to being socially engineered I should be raping and pillaging coinbase with the retarded Indians that work there every single day I should be mass deploying bundled rugs at all times of the day and sending supply to known KOLs to max extract whats left of a dying joke of a “market” I should be sending as many txns as the chain can handle without breaking actually what I should do is send just enough txns to slow the chain down enough to arbitrage latent oracle prices or maybe cause liquidation cascades in assets I just went 100x short on 60 seconds prior I should paint the charts with the blood of the optimist
I don’t even got it in me to flirt with women anymore I give up fuck it I’m evil now I’ll never have a family of my own so fuck it who cares I’m about to start doing some seriously heinous fucked up shit to get rich and fucking off to some random shithole country so I can just buy and sell brown whores instead
They say you can’t buy happiness but here it is right on the chain it’s just a couple clicks away you can turn your boring old solana into real quantifiable joy and pleasure you can finally become solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump today if you go ahead and buy today while prices are low I’ll even sweeten this deal with some extra euphoria in your future you’ll experience pure bliss and love like nothing you’ve ever felt before you’ll feel an appreciation for life far greater than any spiritual awakening could ever provide you’ll finally be solana:68fn2tLABKmS7VA9Eaz3n6RfoXM3iBWUACckT9dwpump you’ll be content for the first time in your life
Take my advice stupid American and follow your dreams today
They showed us this shit when we were children they literally indoctrinated us with the boy in the striped pajamas as part of history class when learning about WW2
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my tracker caught this deleted tweet from @TradingTerminal
insider forgot he is tweeting from the company account ..
#BOYCOTTPUMPFUN
This is the kind of stuff they’re showing to black people now just streamlining this shit straight into their skulls
Boss asked me to come in early today nigga how bout you run me my muhfuckin paycheck early how about dat dumbass
Pumpfun adjacent @TradingTerminal affiliate btw
This is how sick and depraved these people truly are they have no remorse no shame it’s just another scam to them and they are all like this don’t let a single one of these faggots tell you differently
Watching this new Stanford prison experiment Netflix show and it’s just proving to me that like 98% of the population are born slaves just a bunch of loser faggot slaves
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Idiots think "traveling" is a virtue or something special, like it's the pinnacle of human experience or achievement.
This isn't the 1700s. There's nothing inherently difficult, special, or impressive about traveling anymore.
It's just another form of consumption, like watching TV.
For a lot of people, it's just an excuse to avoid developing any genuine intellectual curiosity, mastering something, or building anything real.
They confuse consuming experiences with actually accomplishing something.
Fuck traveling. There's nothing to see, nowhere to go. Especially nowadays, when the entire world is converging into one giant monoculture.
Moving from one disappointment to the next just making constant mistakes and fucking up constantly just nonstop bad luck and horrible decisions I pray to God this plane falls out of the fucking sky tomorrow
