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Proposed to my partner in front of Mt. Fuji at sunrise
(she said yes)
You can just do beautiful things
Everyone tweeting about futures being green of course there won’t be a black Monday is sick in the head
You really want to tempt fate in this absurd world? Reading those posts makes me think it’s 5x likelier to happen not less
It’s so funny to see the $TRUMP mm’s try to pump it right before another set of unlock nukes
This coin is going to literal $0 and I will enjoy every step of it
There are few things as enjoyable as someone trying to negotiate with you on Facebook marketplace and just saying no
I’d rather throw this motherfucker away than let you get $3 off
If you cheered on or worse were an insider to trumpcoin you should probably just shut the fuck up about the hunter biden coin
Yes it’s a scam but you’re already a clown no reason to be a hypocritical clown
I remain impressed by how many people in CT haven't given in to complete cynicism although I think a fair amount of that is acting non-cynical to induce others into following them
I do not believe in your flywheel
I do not believe your liquidity pairings are a differentiator
In an age of things being easier to build than ever we still simply see a rotation to a new chain and a replay of the same meta
The premise and promise of crypto was so much more than it has ever achieved in practice
I have no real issue with using AI to help build mint sites and such
But if you're an artist who has historically put a lot of work into your brand, I think trying to keep LLMisms out of the language is important to an experience feeling more refined and designed
Finally watched obsession and my god
Just two straight hours of being unnerved
Even better is that my partner has always called me Bear 😬😭
My prior is that the KOSPI pump will get slammed down again
Anytime you get a big nuke in leveraged assets, the people who won and now have the capital are the shorters
You’ve moved the means to move the market to the bears
Financial infrastructure companies should **not** let their clients hang themselves with their own rope
Just because AWS lets you run single AZ databases doesn’t mean the same logic should apply to a bridge provider. If a minimum config exists, it will be used.
LayerZero is at fault along multiple axes here while absolving themselves of everything.
Crazy how much this is written to distance themselves from blame when it was fundamentally a successful attack on their infrastructure.
Yes, the kelp team should’ve multi-DVN’d. But they still lost control over multiple incredibly sensitive parts of their stack and have clear blame here. It’s not like they weren’t internally aware that they had clients with 1/1 DVN setups with 9 figures at stake.
Also whoever pulled this off seems to have deep insight to the internal security architecture of LZ.
The tail risk in crypto has dramatically increased
Another data point in favor of the theory that we are currently undergoing the Computer Security AIpocalypse: an AI-augmented white-hat researcher discovered and reported a vuln in the old Zcash “Sprout” pool: xitter.cf/zooko/status/203905768…
I have sympathy for every drift user and 0 for the team
With what happened to bybit + every other admin key compromise, you have a duty to handle admin keys way more seriously
With $200MM at stake I expect institutional grade safety around upgradability/keys
It is their failure
Google estimates that with their new implementation of Shor's algorithm a single fast-clock quantum computer could harvest ~4M BTC across all address types in ~100 days.
~1.7M BTC harvestable from exposed P2PK addresses alone (wallets inactive 5+ years, drained richest-first)
I hate all the people on this app that see anything good about San Francisco and say “loOk AT tHe tENdeRlOiN”
I’ve lived in the TL, yes it has problems
but
I’d still rather live there than middle of nowhere kansas or ohio or any other area of bumfuck nowhere that thinks its rurality is compelling
Amazing food, short walk from civic center bart, museums, city hall, farmers markets.








