Chaz🧸 retweeted
When I wrote the first line of code for Awaken in 2022. By hand.
Did not think we’d ever need to have an “API keys” tab for normie users.
But here we are. We’re making it easier to use Awaken + agents.
Only 1% of our users are using an agent to help them. Still early.
Chaz🧸 retweeted
If I had to cast a prediction.
Tax will be like cybersecurity.
In cyber, you need AI to defend against attackers. Both sides use it.
And the demand for people in cybersecurity is growing exponentially.
Bc the cost of a fuck up is a lot. We had one cyber threat this year and it has cost us $350k+.
In tax, both auditors (attackers) and preparers (defenders) will use AI.
It’s like more people will be audited and more mistakes caught then ever before.
And the cost of a fuckup is high.
So the demand for people to verify and minimize mistakes will grow. Similar to the cyber industry.
Chaz🧸 retweeted
Do your crypto taxes in ChatGPT.
Two steps:
1) Search “Awaken Tax” or click link.
2) Click install and connect account.
chatgpt.com/plugins/plugin_a…
Chaz🧸 retweeted
If you haven’t tried @AwakenTax MCP, you should.
The era of spending hours clicking is over. Let the bots do the reconciliation.
And if you use the MCP, let us know if there are tools that’d make life easier.
Opus 5.5 one shot my @AwakenTax ledger, 2018-present, 18,860 transactions across 68 different wallets and accounts, 100% cost basis tracking, full reconciliation, absolutely unbelievable. Never thought I'd see the day. Thank you @AnthropicAI for your sublime new release and thank you @big_duca for your incredible accounting service and agent integration!
Chaz🧸 retweeted
🚨 HOLY SH*T — THE MOTHERLODE JUST EXPLODED! 🚨
Nick Shirley just uncovered the BIGGEST voter fraud bomb yet: 108 PEOPLE registered to vote at ONE SINGLE ADDRESS — a house that barely exists!
A woman proved how insanely easy it is by registering her TWO DOGS… and they VOTED.
A dead woman voted FOUR TIMES.
This isn’t a glitch. This is a full-blown hijacking of our elections.
PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!
Who else is sick of this?! Drop a 🔥 if you want CLEAN elections! Share this everywhere — they can’t hide it anymore!
#VoterFraudExposed #SaveAmericaAct #NickShirley #ElectionIntegrity
Chaz🧸 retweeted
Awaken raised money on Echo.
I think we will be the best returning company on that platform.
Partly bc we raised at a reasonable valuation.
Partly bc most of the investments are zero.
But mostly bc we will continue to grow hand in hand with onchain finance growth.
Chaz🧸 retweeted
I am not exaggerating in the slightest when I say
@AwakenTax MCP + GPT 5.6 is GOATED ASF
Just reconciled 100s of txns in minutes that would have prev taken me hours. Also caught an error I made on a transaction I previously mislabeled.
Check it out - awaken.tax/signup?ref=aibra
Chaz🧸 retweeted
Everyone could benefit from having an accountant.
But most can’t afford one. So, Awaken is gonna take a crack at it.
If you’re interested in a TG based crypto accountant that can…
- Flags things throughout the year (so taxes are easy) ⛳️
- Helps look into issues with your books (to keep them clean) 🔎
- Gives you tips on how to potentially minimize taxes 🎩
Shoot us an email beta@awaken.tax
Chaz🧸 retweeted
We are starting to see the magic of data scale in physical AI
The world is underestimating when we see truly intelligent and capable robots
Chaz🧸 retweeted
i think the usa is a bit slept on
this is your formal reminder that if you’re betting anywhere other than @MetaWin right now you’re lighting money on fire
everyone who wagers there literally gets airdropped $4,000,000 in 8 days
and they have the best odds on most of these matchups
comment your wallet below, ill give one of you $300 to bet with
🤝 Paid partnership
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REPUBLICAN HARDLINERS BLOCK U.S. HOUSE MEASURE TO ADVANCE DEFENSE POLICY BILL IN PROTEST OVER TRUMP VOTER ID LEGISLATION
Chaz🧸 retweeted
remember how the gym used to be niche and semi gatekept for elites? it wasn’t cool to go to the gym. generally the jacked guys were also doing amazing professionally. i think that’s the library now. the ability to read twenty pages in one sitting will become a sign of elite status and wealth. can’t focus on a page? can’t sit through a movie? attention so bad you can’t finish a youtube video? permanent underclass for life