No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.

Superpersuasion

The TOP 10 scrabble players in the WORLD average 47% error rate in the endgame. > This guy gets 1.2%. The most advanced AI solver for scrabble which has to run for DAYS get 4.8% error rate. > They know he doesn't cheat because that would handicap him.

Instinct servers are in Tel Aviv btw

are we cooked or nah?

anyone got an instinct invite code?

im currently working on a device that eats wasians then manipulates their genetic code and spits out both an asian and a white person

spotify really profiled me huh

Just had our 1st anniversary, still going strong. Crazy to think it's already been a year.

Remember when things happened on CT every day?

"chroma" "perceived lightness" "hue angle" oklch is a manmade horror beyond comprehension. god gave us hex for a reason and we spat on the hand that fed us.

Incredible how tailwind managed to make their documentation *worse* with v4

This is the model that wiped $1 trillion off the stock market?

just spent 6 hours debugging the ENTIRE codebase only to realize Nextjs13 REIMPLEMENTS the default fetch statement to PERSISTENTLY cache JSON responses across deployments to "save costs". WHO tf thought that was a good idea? > They reverted it to no-cache in Next15 lmfao gg

Just had our 6 monthaversary btw. I love this girl, going to marry her someday.

I can't believe I got outtraded by my uber driver. It's so over for me.

devs who version their software from X.9 to X.10 instead of [X+1].0 need to be shot. that is not how decimals work my friend, please stop

> git add . > git commit -m "Initial commit" > git push -u origin main

Putin is so scared of Kanye it's genuinely comical

my mom just sent AI slop to the family group chat. it's so over for the boomers.