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Xyr'kaen โˆ†to Mฮ”rvek Sร˜nix ร˜thar Khyz Krayv ร˜rlden ๐Ÿ˜’

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Real Madrid are the 2026/2027 LaLiga Champions ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘€
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thank God for the notification bar
ifeoma is a girl.๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ’•
@Ifeomaisagirl12Oct 18
People who send โ€œHEYโ€ and wait for you to reply before saying what they want irritate me.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Life without vini on the left wing
Madrid Xtra
@MadridXtra10h
๐Ÿšจ HT. Thoughts?
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UPDATEBOYZ ๎จ€
@Updateboyx22h
Last week Wednesday, machine for Lagos Airport detect alcohol wey dey inside bag. This bottle was wrapped. The machine didnโ€™t just detect the alcohol, it identified the exact brand without even opening the bag. I shock It's krazy how people still carry drugs with confidence.
UNCLE DEJIโ„ข๏ธ
@DejiAdesogan23h
PUBLIC ALERT โ€ผ๏ธ Never accept any parcel or luggage from anyone or on behalf of anyone no matter how close youโ€™re! The keg of palm oil in this video was given to a lady going to Saudi Arabia to help deliver to someone else there. When @ndlea_nigeria officers intercepted her at the airport, it turned out the keg of oil was used to conceal illicit drug. Sheโ€™ll have been counting her days on earth by now if this was discovered in Saudi. Please share and spread the message, warn your friends and family members about this. Choose to offend the person than go to jail. BE WISE!
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Crystal Palace have won the internet for the day. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ…
Crystal Palace F.C.
@CPFCOct 16
Crystal Palace. 26/27 squad.
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"lose a final deliberately" wtf๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Newton
@BiggnewtonOct 16
POV: Josรฉ Mourinho trying to explain why he needs to keep playing Tchouamรฉniโ€“Valverde double pivot ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Gavin
@_Gavin06Oct 14
Courtois has more touches than Tchouameni and Valverde
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AS Roma
@OfficialASRomaOct 14
La nostra formazione per #RomaReal ๐Ÿบ #ASRoma #UCL
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๐ŸšจHarry Kane vomited & Son Heung-min collapsed in a brutal training session organised by Antonio Conte. ๐Ÿ”‘Spurs fitness coach Gian Piero Ventrone nicknamed โ€˜The Marineโ€™, is known for putting ferocious demands on his players. #THFC | #COYS | #SpursInSeoul
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@ErlingRoIeOct 12
The Greatest AI video of all time
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The media asked about his away form. Cristiano answered with pure aura, walked out and did this the next day in Rome๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ
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@ik_ohene7Oct 13
The last time Madrid played at the Stadio Olimpico, Ronaldo got grilled about not scoring an away goal since November. He literally looked the reporter in the eyes and asked โ€œName me one player who scored more away goals than me since I arrived in Spain, just one? You can't,โ€ and walked right out of the press conference. Guess what this freak of nature did on matchday๐Ÿ˜ญ
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You and Tomide, difference no dey. Una go just dey spam English take talk waff.
toyin tomato ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…
@Damigold2222Oct 10
Pushing a narrative that paints Nigerian women as gold diggers who only exist to drain a man's bank account is just hatred And as for Rudoni, keeping your money to yourself is your personal choice but rejecting an entire nationality of women based on cheap stereotypes and stinginess shows his extreme ignorance. Any woman worth her salt would steer clear of a man who views basic care and affection in a relationship as a financial liability.
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This play right here. F*ck VAR man๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ xitter.cf/torontokingys/status/2โ€ฆ
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@ik_ohene7Oct 11
That play where Bellingham moved to LW, Vinicius to CF, and Mbappรฉ to SS only for VAR to rule out the goal.
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That play where Bellingham moved to LW, Vinicius to CF, and Mbappรฉ to SS only for VAR to rule out the goal.
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Waploaded ๐ŸŽฌ
@WaploadedblogOct 7
This is so raw and looks crazyyy
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This has to be the most iconic edit on FT this week๐Ÿฅน
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but that's a fucking red card offense, or what's he trying to say fgs
The Touchline | ๐“
@TouchlineXOct 10
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Aurelien Tchouameni: "I do NOT comprehend what is going on with the referees and that red card."
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that mou post conference will hit hard
The Touchline | ๐“
@TouchlineXOct 10
๐Ÿšจ ๐— ๐—”๐—๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—•๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: STRAIGHT RED CARD VINICIUS JR!
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Oyindamola๐Ÿ™„
@dammiedammie35Sep 7
Feminist woman: I donโ€™t need a man Man: so how will you give birth if you donโ€™t need a man Feminist: I can go to the fertility clinic and theyโ€™ll fertilise my eggs with someone else spยฃrm Man: so who owns that spยฃrm Feminist: A man ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ
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he spoke right
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoSep 28
๐Ÿšจ Eduardo Camavinga when asked what heโ€™s missing to be a starter at Real Madrid: โ€œConsistency, Iโ€™d sayโ€. โ€œIโ€™ve had good performances before, but itโ€™s consistency that mattersโ€. โ€œYou need to stay focused on the pitch and make fewer mistakesโ€.
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anticipate Jorge resignation
The Touchline | ๐“
@TouchlineXOct 2
๐Ÿšจ ๐—–๐—ข๐—ก๐—™๐—œ๐—ฅ๐— ๐—˜๐——: The Portuguese FA are working to MAKE PEACE with Cristiano Ronaldo following his dramatic departure from the national team camp, confirmed by MARCA. A meeting is planned for NEXT WEEK, with Ronaldoโ€™s agreement, to try to repair the relationship between all parties, including manager Jorge Jesus. The Portuguese FA hope the situation can be resolved and do NOT want Ronaldoโ€™s international career to end this way. They believe he deserves a farewell with the RESPECT and DIGNITY his career deserves.
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