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San Marcos, TX
Joined December 2012
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I’ve died on hills you wouldn’t piss on
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This castrol edge 5w-20 ain’t gonna drink itself
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Ted Cruz refuses to disavow being the Zodiac killer.
🤦‍♂️ El Sayed refuses to disavow Muslim Brotherhood terrorists.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
When asked if he will disavow The Muslim Brotherhood, El-Sayed replied "Sure, yes, absolutely" x.com/AbdulElSayed/s…
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bro I can tell ur on cigarettes
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still hits like crack all these years later
Finally found the OG video 😂😂
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Porsche did that decades ago. Come up with a new idea #unimpressed
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Elon has unveiled self-jingling keys.
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My take on the new Tesla roadster is that not enough data centers have been bombed in Russia The TL is insufferable
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That new Tesla is cool and all but I’ve seen Nissan Altimas in the wild do way crazier stuff.
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Amazing things are happening in the car industry
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They are awaiting the return of their wayward king, who has been idling in the US Senate since 1985
Giant tortoise population thriving as survey discovers 180,000 on one island trib.al/1DYnmx0
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Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this
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Arachnophobia is stupid, just let spiders get married
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Shits gone too far.
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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Sharing for people in need
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people love being like “fly safe” yeah i’ll do my best you absolute retard
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What a strange and very specific thing to say
JUST IN: Walmart vows it will never use AI to analyze customers' income or shopping history to charge different prices for the same products.
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BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 dollar bill
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can’t believe we’re gonna meet the legend on the big screen
Nathan Fielder’s upcoming Elizabeth Holmes documentary ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has officially been rated R. For “language and some graphic nudity.”
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