🇳🇬🇬🇧 . creative project & ops exec . music . tv . pop culture . yapper . retiring crashout . thinking out loud 💭

in my bag
Joined August 2019
When someone is mad over my political opinion, but the next topic is religion
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Knowing that after work on Friday you’re going to see your baby would make you do all the work they didn’t even ask of you
Planned sex is so weird sometimes 😭😭
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quién sufrió mas jesucristo o yo en enero febrero marzo abril mayo junio julio agosto septiembre octubre
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If you see some peoples work ethics, you’ll realize you don’t want it as bad as you think you do.
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It’s always his shirt ripping but never his pants like lemme see that big green cock
Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026)
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é horrível você ir se deitar e não ter o básico (um homem pelado)
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When you’re going to the club leave your natural face for your parents at home and wear nasty heels fgs.
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i dont care if our love is violent and unhealthy ill stay by your side until you decide to kill me
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una think say you fit put that rewarm narrative on me, chop variety of gbedu jor
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Once I call you for sum dck and you don’t follow through with pursuit , I’ll never call you for shit again
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I am always applying for a job. Got a new job and applied for another one the next day.
I haven't applied for a job in 5years.
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I can’t lie my girl wearing a 130k wig is grounds
Might be cooked, I swear man, these figures I’m hearing you all give girls in relationships I can’t do it. The girl told me her bf sent her 100k out of the 130k she asked for to get a wig. Not sending anybody even 30k. Can’t do this relationship nonsense where I’ll be providing for an adult that has able hands and leg to work, unless I I give you 100k today you give me like 70k next week or some other time.
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e go pain me later if my soulmate na person wey i already know
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I like amebo but not even in malicious way, I just want to know please
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Deadbeat daughter, low maintenance friend, nonchalant dater & a slacker at work. Dismantling patriarchal expectations one day at a time.
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Need a bad bitch to force me to watch a show I wouldn’t normally watch
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Having all your eggs in one basket seems like a very organized and smart way to have eggs
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I’m so comfortable with the idea of never marrying cause I don’t think I’ll ever be loved in a way that fulfills me and that is completely okay. I’m nobody’s possession or placeholder.
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I should be on my knees unzipping someone's jeans and kissing it through the panties but instead I have this stupid fucking job
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I just dey lie say i get babe to feel among
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