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Joined September 2018
mexinger burger is the worst thing that ever happened to kfc PLEASE STOP MAKING THAT SHIT
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women of twitter. don’t feel bad when u ignore someone. men are so fucking creepy here
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this has nothing to do w gender. clogging the kitchen sink w food scraps instead of throwing them in the dustbin is fkn disgusting. if you use the kitchen, clean up after yourself. if you clog the sink YOU clean it. this is basic hygiene and common sense, not a gender thing.
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y’all i’m sick
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you know what the cost of my shoe? its greater than your face
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that’s me
Don’t flirt with me I’ll scroll back to your tweets in 2019
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yeh log har choti baar rone kyun lag jate hain bhai
Actress Kareena Kapoor appeared on Kapil Sharma’s show with her husband, Saif Ali Khan. During the show, she said that people in Saif Ali Khan’s family always ask for bottle gourd (lauki) to be cooked. While saying this, she made a disgusted face. She then said, We are people who eat paya, referring to non-vegetarian food, and started laughing, implying that she cannot eat bottle gourd (lauki). Kareena Kapoor is such a big actress, yet she is making fun of veg food on national television and showing such disdain for vegetarian food, even in a Hindu-majority country where a large number of people enjoy vegetarian food and it is widely preferred in India. Kareena Kapoor should respect all kinds of food choices. I did not expect this from her.
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i just know my husband is gonna be SICK over me like actually losing his fkn mind bc i’m gonna look hot every damn night
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i love the way men switch up on you when they realize you’ll never let them fuck 😭😭 loser ass grumpy bitches 🤣
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-oh -hainn?? -why scared? -no
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but do i gaf?? absolutely not
someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw
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that means u need to go and brush ur fkn teeth nicely.
Bhai this guy told me... tumhare muh se na bhains k muh jaisi smell aati hai... maine bhains paale hain na... mere ghar me the aur mai unka muh soongh leta tha... to tumhare muh se wahi smell aati hai... I just burst out laughing... 😭😭😭 Bhai what is this supposed to mean...
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yes the man taking the lead and isn’t shy about making a move but ONLY when the attraction and comfort are mutual like if we both know we want each other then i need you to act like it bro
Personally i like when the guy is confident enough to directly break touch barrier by touching your hand/face/waist
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why is only one eye blinking HELLO????? the other one is just standing there. are u real?
Totally normal. Totally, totally normal.
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idc if i sleep 5 hours or 15 hours winter mornings make me wanna rot in my blanket forever
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