good girl

when i see someone post some stupid ass shit so i click on their profile and their profile photo is of their ugly ass kid

the game we played in middle school “fuck marry kill” about our classmates (sadistic) but ur deciding between the queer eye guys (also sadistic?? idk)

hot girl depression is having a $3000 pink velvet couch in your living room and spending all day in your bedroom crying under one old blanket on your bed anyways

that’s mento illness luv xo

ya ever see someone and think damn, yea i could let u ruin my life for a few months

my sleep schedule is fucked

i’m sick of living in wicker park but i don’t know where to move to

🎼bad bitches make money they don’t take no shit they see therapists to unpack their trauma so they don’t perpetuate it 🎶

quite the lucrative offer, no?

waiting for the official election results the past few days has me feeling like i’m bill murray in groundhog day

why do i cry at the slightest thing. it’s ruining my facade. make this shit stop

HA i can’t believe i used to take “men” i was once interested in on literal dates to 5 star restaurants & sp..spe... spend money 🤮 on them like they actually deserved that shit lmaoo. y’all deserve stepped-on ketamine and nothing more

maury: “and the results show.... you ARE the father!” ... *𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕫𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕕*

why is it so hard to calibrate the sound level of the theme music to the rest of the show

i need more hoe friends

but my emotions ran unopposed i felt just like brian jones i’ve never felt that lost before i don't feel incredible

some people truly envision themselves as the main character in everyone else’s lives and it’s literally delusional lmao

what’s crackin friends

everyone says they wanna talk about mental health til ur symptoms manifest in ugly/uncomfortable ways and then they’re like well.... um... have u tried not being so self-destructive? like bitch that’s literally the problem lmao i wanna self-destruct