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Joined January 2025
AstralWanderer retweeted
don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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My mama finally voice out today. “You need to start finding somewhere to go o” If I come back early “ah you didn’t stay long ?” Where you want make I go mama ??😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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broke to gift me but rich to lodge me.
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Nepo but unblock me na 15k😭😭
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AstralWanderer retweeted
Your caskets will be so light because yall take nothing to the grave
I’ve never been this embarrassed in my life. I went to a unisex salon to get a pedicure and suddenly got pressed, so I asked to use their toilet. I went in, did my business and came back out. The moment I entered the salon, everyone started covering their noses and looking at me. I stood there wondering what was wrong until I realized I was the reason the entire salon smelled like death. 😭😭😭
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Just looked through my repost and Omo I pity myself
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AstralWanderer retweeted
所以如果被内射的话真的会很难清理是吗❓看到有人说即使射完之后用手抠出来了精液,但是那也只是一部分,后续还是会有精液不断流出来…而且还会很臭…我的乖乖…真的是这样的吗❓有没有懂的人来说一下…
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AstralWanderer retweeted
i say “like” 15x in a sentence , am i cooked
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Make I go join the 600 wey Dey my Opay with the 241 wey Dey my Stanbic take buy 500mb😋😋
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AstralWanderer retweeted
Nggas crack 100 broke btches, meet me and now you want a ps5
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To the babe that gifted my daddy cake, we no like chocolate cake na you Dey craze ?😭😭😭
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I hate being mean to my pretty baby idk
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Delayed gratification
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AstralWanderer retweeted
story of our lives!🍀 w @Syntaxdeycook
shout out to my teacher, he tell me say soon i go buy am car nbl🍀
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Love coffee flavored ice cream mehn 😔😔
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You’ll actually think facing sdc is not a big deal - “go there and defend yourself” Until…😂😂
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Sdc una sef, I filled like 13 offense forms
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My waist never thin and I tell my tailors make dem size me down. Skinny una
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Scotty olorin olorin you be blown boy 🧏‍♀️🧏‍♀️
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