Ottawa, Ontario
Joined October 2011
Sometimes I feel like that ice cube that gets kicked under the freezer
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if your girl: - drinks a lot of water - causes drama - remembers everything that's not your girl, that's a data center
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Just finished my taxes…. Uncle Sam is really not acting in my best interest anymore. Which begs the question - what am i even paying taxes for? At the federal level they can’t even balance the budget they have
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I love Atlanta. Very few places in America where you can have a drink with a drug dealer and a cardiologist
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🚨WE NEED YOUR HELP🚨 A black Mercedes Sedan with TX tag of BLK63 fled from DeKalb PD on Chandler Rd at a high rate a speed, struck and killed a Pedestrian in the roadway then fled the scene. If you have any information, please contact SCRT-C at (706)624-1484
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Holy. Smokes. Someone give this camera man a raise. While you’re at it, give them an Oscar. This is pure cinema. Arguably greatest clip of all time. xitter.cf/Fatslob1123/status/202…
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This image is insane!
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BREAKING: USC standout transfer DL Devan Thompkins has Committed to Alabama, he tells @on3 Through 2 seasons he’s totaled 55 Tackles, 4.5 Sacks, 9 TFL, 1 FF, and 5 PD He’s a Top 3 DL in the Portal (per On3 Industry) on3.com/transfer-portal/wire…
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OUUUUU YOU BITCH ASS NIGGAS TRIED TO HATE WATCH AGAIN AND IT AINT WORK
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BREAKING: Four-Star OT Bryson Cooley has Flipped his Commitment from LSU to Alabama, he tells me for @rivals

The 6’6 330 OT had been Committed to the Tigers since July

He’s a Top 150 Recruit in the 2026 Rivals300

on3.com/rivals/bryson-cooley…
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I was in the grocery store today and the man in front of me… his card kept declining. He had two kids with him and they were slowly putting their items back one by one. He kept whispering, “Daddy’s trying. I’m sorry.” Then the lady behind me tapped him and said, “Put everything back in the cart. All of it. Kids shouldn’t feel their parent’s stress.” She paid the whole bill and walked off like it was nothing—no bragging, no camera, no attention. Just pure humanity. People like that still exist and they deserve every blessing coming their way.
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I will eat eight Pillsberry cinnamon rolls with no issue at all No regrets whatsoever
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BREAKING: LSU has fired Brian Kelly, @petenakos reports❌ on3.com/college/lsu-tigers/n…
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This British couple went to their 1st ever American football game at Alabama and I think they loved it… 😂
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Would love to see @AlabamaFTBL get back to the run game 4-5 yds avg per rush. Take the air out of the ball @ClintRLamb
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Bro Israel has got to stop this shit. Most of these people in Gaza don’t want this stuff - if you want to eradicate Hamas you should pull up with sticks not with bombs that canvas the densely populated cities
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Brah Mike bobo needs to throw an extra TE on the right side of the line. Right side of o-line needs help …Stockton has no time to go thru reads
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Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk. Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.
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Woke up feeling great about the total team wins over of 6.5 I took with @OU_Football this summer However watching that team last night makes me wish bama didn’t have to welcome them to Tuscaloosa this year 🥴
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