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Just ran 3 miles listening to only the windows xp installation music

If it's really the end of the world, my freezer will be full of red baron pizza

Worth a try at least

Astros fans 😆 🤣 Go @Orioles

I got my dog addicted to short form media I don't know what to do. He watches squirrel videos and knows how to scroll n shit .. wtf

Should I order a large pizza with 140x pepperoni?

Btc has not bottomed until i take a screenshot

Costco food court should post up in all major league stadiums with the same cheap prices if you're a member.

This OG Fruit by the foot commercial was the original backrooms youtu.be/2eFvIJ_GD0Y?si=6uYu…

I have an old samsung tv that has been stuck on the kitchen nightmares channel since 2021. Only the power button works so it's either off or kitchen nightmares.

Whatever not buying it gemini

"He has 1250 tracks in his Spotify Playlist. Play the same twenty songs every day."

.@Spotify I don't like any of the songs in my most played ever playlist

Told my bartender if I won id tip the winnings Fml #Kentuckyderby

Me when my cool neighbors are having a party

You ever stare at the time just to catch it off guard and it just sits there for like eighty seconds