let me get this right, this @kimchi1x guy gained clout because 95% of crypto twitter is retards that thinks he made 40mil on trump when in reality, the wallet they all thought was his, is actually the wallet of someone in my fnf. when in reality, this kimchi guy bundled coins and launched 24/7 during the memecoin cycle and rugged you guys and you guys are calling him the goat and somehow he larped his way into the jews (alon) giving him a pumpfun deal because he posted pics/videos of his 80lb frame of a body wearing chrome and flexing in cars and private jets. Just making sure if i'm understanding it right.

Allow me to give you niggaz a lil history lesson. CT used to be perp traders only and then the weird retarded side was "NFT twitter" with geeks rocking BAYCs [who got extremely lucky that some dogshit jpegs went up in the most braindead market conditions ever]. Nobody respected or paid attention to the NFT geeks other than the simple fact they LUCKILY stumbled upon some cash. Then niggaz from there started launching their own collections and made a couple of million dollars. Exit scams, more or less. For A LOT of these guys, they TASTED the sweetness of grifting big bucks and got hooked to it. Crypto entered a bear market and the NFT geeks became entangled with "Telegram Crypto" [where a lot of onchain kids would reside]. Telegram Crypto and Crypto Twitter were entirely different communities. The TG onchain kids took in the NFT geeks because they could "kind of" see transferable skills [spotting "trends" [just fucking lol]/launching shitcoins to grift] etc. Remember, before the PENGU token there was Pudgy Penguins NFT. Before the Milady token [God knows how many variations there have been now], there was... just Milady NFT. CT used to be a lot different and that's why "PLUMBERS" complain about it. Niggaz stuck to their side, just like prison with Muslim Jihadis, Hispanic gangbangers, Aryan brotherhood etc. etc. There were different compartments: CT/TC/NFT Twitter etc. etc. We exiled faggots that couldn't trade large caps with size. Then, somehow, someway, during the SOL onchain run, All the Telegram Crypto onchain kids [who were mostly ex-NFT grifters] joined and merged with CT. One by one, slowly but surely, they started "taking over" by the shifting cultural views here. It was no longer about trading perps/buying spot altcoins with a convincing thesis, It became - who can flash the highest PnL with the LEAST amount of money invested. A.K.A. who could "impress everyone" that they have a 'skillset' that supposedly allows them to flip unrealistic Xs. And since then to now, They've replaced almost everyone who had a shred of merit and "they've" brought forth The Biggest Jesters to become the face of crypto. That's just the simple truth. Niggaz over here got colonized by scrawny broccoli head low IQ 5-second-hold-time dump-on-followers. I wouldn't even REALLY say colonize tbh, It's more like Israel taking over Palestine. CT gave these BAYC dorks a new home, welcomed them in with open arms, And they waited for the right time to steal the entire land. We got Shabbat Shalom'd BIGLY by cringeworthy and crafty ratdogs. ~ Dr. Axius.

Why is ansem the only one of the pump kols that isn’t honest about his paid deal Like you’re obviously being paid nigga go ahead and put that paid advertisement shit under ur posts

ct hates on everything tbh, ppl get especially weird when you post your kids on here, also there isnt much to post if you've retired your parents you just do it and continue on with your life super cars & nice watches are content that goes viral, i dont understand ppl mad at that content if they want more people to have a positive perception of trading crypto

ZachXBT just followed kimchi I think it's time to short $pump and I advise kimchi to get the best lawyer on this planet

Wait, are u telling me the reason $ANSEM dropped 20% yesterday is because they were going to launch the $KIMCHI token? Same meta of sending the entire supply to the KOL with most momentum Quite a coincidence

This baboon Elon made it so that if you click any link on here, that website you go to can get your twitter account info if it gets compromised Which is how I have 3k+ sessions apparently

Most traders on @papertrade_xyz are losing money. Of the top 25 biggest losers, 21 are still in the red after USDC rewards, while only 4 are profitable overall. Together, they generated $111.5B in trading volume and earned 2.06B $PAPER (23.4% of supply). They also claimed $11.61M in USDC rewards (20.6% of total rewards). exchange.papertrade.xyz/lead…

A note on transferability. Papertrade is a complicated primitive, and managing it from a risk standpoint is a complicated problem. The PAPER token is far more integrated into the economics of the primitive than most tokens are in their respective protocols today, and, broadly, was designed to act as a counter insolvency incentive coupled with a rebate mechanism to losing traders. Market makers and exchanges are by far the two most profitable businesses in crypto, and our goal was to try and externalise as much of their margins back to users as possible. We are now just over a week into the life of papertrade and we are becoming increasingly confident that this is both possible, but also a likely outcome as agentic led software becomes the norm. As it stands, the paper token traded as a perp becomes a leveraged bet on bankroll solvency - and being able to short bankroll solvency materially changes the payoff curve of a manipulation attack. The target number goes from the bankroll, to the bankroll + short side exposure on paper. We can, and do limit bankroll size specifically to control this payoff curve and ensure it never becomes existentially problematic, but external perp markets are not something we would have any control over if left to float of their own accord. For example, if our bankroll is $10m, an attack costing $15m manipulating the price of bitcoin or ether is not viable. You simply lose money. If however you were also able to put on $10m of PAPER short side exposure, suddenly an attack costing $15m is very viable indeed. If we were to make the token transferable at this point, we are confident we would quickly enter a state too dangerous to allow any material exposure to be taken on papertrade, an end result that benefits no party beyond the wolves who have done the math on the short and are waiting in the wings with sharpened knives. We would also like to thank the various perps teams who have reached out about pre-market listings for their understanding and patience regarding this issue, and especially to the paragon team who, despite jumping the gun on us, have behaved with the utmost integrity and transparency once a dialogue was opened. Perps on PAPER will always act as a self-limiting exposure ceiling for a token with this type of utility, and we think it would be a shame to limit the growth of papertrade to the extent that allowing perps would necessitate. As such, at this juncture we do not have plans to allow off-contract token transferability. Structurally, papertrade is limited by the quality of the data it receives from hyperliquid, but we strongly believe that hyperliquid has a very large part to play in the future of global exchanges, and expect their books to continue to thicken and strengthen over time. A note on fees. Papertrade launched with a deadband fee from entry of 0.2bps. This means you don't earn anything until the price has moved by 0.002% in your favour. Over the months before launch, we played around with many different curves and fee structures affecting exclusively positions closed very close to entry price in order to try and devise a structure that removed the edge against the bankroll low time frame scalp bots have, whilst also minimally impacting the traders around which and for whom the product was devised. We were never able to find anything we were absolutely happy with and so decided to stay with the 0.2bp deadband fee through launch. This has however meant we have had to be very restrictive when it came to certain parameters, such as OI caps. Now, however, we have enough live data to fully understand exactly which strategies work, and to make the necessary changes to stop them. The changes we are making will have an on hours and off hours fee mode to account for the relative differences in liquidity the hyperliquid books see between these two time periods, and the ease with which low time frame moves are signalled. The changes we are making will only affect positions closed within 6bps of entry (0.06%) in on hours, and 10bps (0.1%) in off hours. Any trades closed above these threshold price shifts will see no change to their fees at all. On a look back to launch basis, these changes affect the profitability of bot strategies roughly 15x more than they do normal traders, for whom a very small proportion of overall winnings come from within this band. These changes should serve to flatten much of the edge our microfee structure necessarily creates on low time frames, and will help with long term exchange sustainability. This should hopefully allow us to open up parameters such as OI caps a little more so those of you who wish to can put on the size you want to, when you want to. It is possible these changes are still too lax, and that further revisions to this structure may be necessary going forwards. If so, we will notify users ahead of time. A note on paper tokenomics. In conjunction with the fee changes, we will also be implementing a change to the token issuance curve. Going forward, every $1 lost mints a fixed share of PAPER's supply at that moment, roughly 0.1% of supply per $1M lost (the exact number depends on the mint rate at the time the contracts are upgraded). PAPER minting in and near insolvency will also change, switching from a flat 100 per $1 of loss, to a time weighted multiplier on the curve growing over time, effectively acting as the house running a discounted auction on its own future cash flows. This change also removes the risk of the paper-mint-straddle-attack, temporarily pushing the protocol insolvent by closing only the winning side of a large straddle position and then attempting to mint as much paper as possible. In the immediate term these changes will only have a very subtle effect on PAPER minting, but in the long run will structurally change the outlook of the system beyond the first few weeks, serving to slowly dilute out older holders and leaving more recent users with an advantage. Reconstituting the PAPER system into something much closer to the exchange rakeback it was intended to be. We have been very reticent to touch this particular aspect of the system for obvious reasons, but ultimately we believe that these changes provide all users with the optionality to take a smaller piece of a potentially much larger pie than the current dynamic might necessarily allow. Other, miscellaneous notes. These contract upgrades will include a few other contract changes, including the addition of builder codes so that builders can utilise papertrade in whatever capacity they choose to. This will be a whitelist only to begin with and we will have more for you later in the week on where/how this will be rolled out. A small change to contract permissions on the reward distributor and a change on how below bust closes are processed by the exchange are also included, largely to block gas griefing attacks. These changes will be pushed to docs in full over the coming day, and we will further announce once the changes are queued into the timelock pending final security passes, scheduled to go live 24 hours after that point. Final note. We'd like to thank everyone that has tried out papertrade over the last 10 days. It has been a labour of love building this product and both of us have been taken aback at all of the positive feedback we have received. We'd also like to thank all those of you who have spent considerable time musing on the system we have built, and much of your advice has been taken onboard and will likely affect the colour of what papertrade becomes going forward. We know some of these changes will be unpopular with some, but we would not be making them if we did not feel them to be absolutely necessary. - blurr, jez