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This account measures time as a construct, blocks are circular and people are ass holes.

Waves dont need no crease
Joined April 2017
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Man if what is about to come out about Iran is true, 2026 is going to be pretty wild. The USA will 100% move in as Israel will rely on it to do the bidding. Don’t forget our surgical strikes we did to them last year, and Iran kinda just brushed it off… it’s clear that we will need removal of key players this time and the citizens will support it now.
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Who did this shit lmao
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I literally went through hell because I didn’t listen to my mama. Guess what, don’t fuck with random internet people they will fuck your life up. open.spotify.com/track/4L7w7…
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Congratulations. 10 years 🍻
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me after the midterms
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Texas now.
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How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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“ we are nuking Iran tomorrow “
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Local farm - these are top tier
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I’m sure it’s fine.
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Was John Wilkes Booth actually the good guy?
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I’m putting my phone down now.
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Five stars ⭐️ Feat. @ohhyoubetcha
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